A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home.........

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unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is."Boy "I have a baseball and a Wilson infielder's glove."Man "That's nice."Boy - "Want to buy it?"Man "No,thanks."Boy - "My dad's outside."Man "OK, how much?"Boy - "$150"Man "Sold."A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The boy says, "$500"The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going To take you to church and make you confess. They go to the church and the father makes the boy sit in the confession booth .The boy says, "Dark in here." Priest says.Don't you're in My closet now.

Answer 1

slightly modified from a similar one i heard a couple of years ago

Answer 2

Nice

Answer 3

Lame, I didn't even laugh a little tiny bit

Answer 4

That is great. 10/10

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Answer 5

It took me a second, but I get it. Pretty funny.

Answer 6

hehe

Answer 7

hehe

Answer 8

LMAO
that's a good one.

Answer 9

mmmmm

Answer 10

that was awsome coludnt have said it better.