because all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped
2007-03-07 05:55:11 · 14 answers · asked by QPRfan 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
toochay lazlouz
2007-03-07 05:59:46 · update #1
Why are men like toilets?
They're either VACANT or ENGAGED...
2007-03-07 05:58:14 · answer #1 · answered by Funky Little Spacegirl 6 · 13⤊ 0⤋
Why are men like toilets? Because they're either engaged or full of sh@t. Touche
2007-03-07 14:09:43 · answer #2 · answered by Loxie 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why are men like toilets?
They're either VACANT or ENGAGED...
The VACANT ones need to be locked and the ENGAGED ones are so full of $h!t!!!!!
2007-03-07 14:09:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Good one! If i tell my wife that one i'm gonna get punched soooooo hard!
2007-03-07 14:18:26 · answer #4 · answered by confused 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhh that will hit some nerves (you wont be to popular with some after that!! ) but i thought it was great and true
2007-03-08 02:17:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
and if you turn them over,you can park youre bike
2007-03-07 16:25:34 · answer #6 · answered by reem2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do men die before their wives?
Because they want to!
2007-03-07 15:37:44 · answer #7 · answered by 2bitnobody 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think you put the wrong sex in your question - surely you are referring to MEN
2007-03-07 14:01:57 · answer #8 · answered by deep in thought 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ha ha ha....... at least thats wot i would be saying if this even resembled a joke.
2007-03-07 14:28:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-03-07 14:04:27 · answer #10 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋