A rancher goes to the bank to borrow money to buy a bull so he can increase his stock. The transaction is made and the banker who lent the money comes by a week later to see how his investment is doing. The farmer complains that the bull just eats grass and won't even look at the cows. The banker suggests that a veterinarian have a look at the bull.
The next week the banker returns to see if the vet helped. The farmer looks very pleased: "The bull has taken care of all my cows, broke through the fence, and has even serviced all my neighbour’s cows!"
"Wow," says the banker, "what did the vet do to that bull?"
"Just gave him some pills," replied the rancher.
"What kind of pills?" asked the banker.
"I don't know, but they sort of taste like peppermint."
2007-03-07 05:45:58 · 12 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I found some of them in my bathroom cabinet last night.
2007-03-07 05:55:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you take any pills that taste like peppermint or could it be just a load of bull!
2007-03-07 05:53:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You made cow's a laughing stuffed. That's cool man. I wish Albert,( my friend) read this. He likes cows just like cowboys!
He had a lot of cow pictures. You like cows, you can be Albert best friend. He always visited this site below.
2007-03-07 21:54:11 · answer #3 · answered by larocque_neo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! That was funny...better keep that rancher locked up cowboy.
2007-03-07 05:57:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Howdy.
2007-03-07 05:53:03 · answer #5 · answered by Harry J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suppose, to get the money, he had to see the -er - "Loan Arranger"?? sorry, I know it's bad.
2007-03-07 06:44:57 · answer #6 · answered by chip2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everyone else thinks it's funny so it must be, but I don't get it, sorry,
2007-03-07 06:22:49 · answer #7 · answered by Loxie 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
cute
2007-03-07 05:50:23 · answer #8 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that
2007-03-07 06:05:01 · answer #9 · answered by premedhopeful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it!
2007-03-07 09:00:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋