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I met this hot woman in a bar and we went back to her place. As we entered her bedroom I noticed hundreds of teddy bears.Small ones on a shelf along the floor, medium ones a little higher, and huge ones around the ceiling. I did'nt say anything and we proceeded to have some intense lovemaking. Afterwards as we were lying there, I asked her 'well, how'd I do?" she looked at me and said "you can have any prize from the bottom shelf."

2007-03-07 05:41:07 · 29 answers · asked by SEAHAWK 2 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

29 answers

Dammit Seahawk I told you not to tell people personal things about me!

2007-03-07 07:04:05 · answer #1 · answered by Karen 2 · 2 0

*LoL* OUCH that sucks....But it was funny. Kinda weird how she might buy those stuffed animals for prizes like that but maybe she's collected them from when she was younger and won't get rid of them. I don't really blame her for that. If she goes out and buys them to rate guys, she needs a life. The whole you were amazing would be better then bottom, middle or top shelf.

2007-03-07 13:44:06 · answer #2 · answered by the_wicked_itch_of_the_west 3 · 0 0

Yea, sounds like she took you back to the carnival man. Were the ceilings peaked and the room made out of this tent like material? Next time try the duck game. It's easier, and you're always guaranteed a prize. It will be less of a blow to your self esteem. ;)

2007-03-07 13:45:01 · answer #3 · answered by unique2477 3 · 0 0

You should at least get a chance to try for the next level of prizes.

2007-03-07 14:39:59 · answer #4 · answered by Quix 3 · 2 0

Now Thats Funny!

2007-03-07 13:43:30 · answer #5 · answered by Joe T 1 · 0 0

That is so funny, no you should not be embarrassed, you may of gotten the small bear, but you got the prize...

2007-03-07 13:44:41 · answer #6 · answered by Thomas 4 · 0 0

ROFL... Did it look like there were more taken from the top shelf? If so, THEN I'd be embarrassed.

2007-03-07 13:43:59 · answer #7 · answered by pokecheckme 4 · 0 0

You should be highly embarrassed, ashamed AND guilt ridden. As mean as it is to say this: You just met the woman and had sex with her. I think that makes you a whore :3

2007-03-07 13:44:45 · answer #8 · answered by RipfangDragon 1 · 0 1

LMAO...my first thought was 'Nanny cameras' !
I'd give you top shelf prize every time handsome!

2007-03-07 14:51:08 · answer #9 · answered by brazenone 2 · 3 0

Pick the big pink one quick draw

2007-03-07 13:46:17 · answer #10 · answered by Ogore420@yahoo.com 1 · 0 0

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