I want to handle rattlesnakes down south and dance to crappy country music. Where can I join? That religion is EXTREME!!!!!!!! to the max.
2007-03-07 05:35:49 · 7 answers · asked by Mr. X 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Maybe try joining the KKK?
2007-03-07 05:40:01 · answer #1 · answered by Super Morbidly Obese 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hola you are not looking for a religion you are looking for a way of life that pleases God and helps you to find peace in a turbulent world. Religion is a way of life where you to the best of your ability try to live a Godly LIfe. if you are married be faithful to her and honor and cherish her. If you are single abstain from fornication(sex before marriage) and pursue spiritual understanding from a disciple of christ jesus who can answer your deepest and simplest questions. Who are disciples of christ Jesus not all who profess to be but a hint is if Gods name is Jehovah/Yahweh his witnesses will be the only ones who will reveil him as well as the sacred secret of Jesus. Its simple really john 3:16 for God(Jehovah) so loved the world(of fallen from perfection mankind) that he(GOD Almighty) gave his only begotten son(Jesus).......... Well I hope you have the courage and determination to stand for Jehovah and his son Jesus remember Jesus said that in the last days his followers will not be spoken of well by all and should be no part of this dying world obeserving its traditions and nationalistic strifes.
2007-03-07 13:58:38 · answer #2 · answered by jahsson8318 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You dont have to join a religion to do that, it sounds like some bars down here where I live.
2007-03-07 13:42:48 · answer #3 · answered by runic111 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds horrible
try Methodist
2007-03-07 13:41:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Will you marry me?
2007-03-07 13:38:32 · answer #5 · answered by firey_cowgirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH MY GOD - YOU ARE EVERY DREAM COME TRUE- can I come and adore you while you dance!
2007-03-07 13:42:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-07 15:54:09 · answer #7 · answered by byefareed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋