A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"
"No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman replied.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked.
"No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"
"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and myself tonight.
The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine."
2007-03-07 05:14:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice...so guy keep on working women need to spent your money to look good.
2007-03-07 05:28:27 · answer #1 · answered by Jersey girl on Florida. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I totally get it but I don't get what your asking. If your wondering I will never give up shopping hair appointment and I never liked wine peach beer is okay though!
2007-03-07 13:21:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. 8/10.
2007-03-07 13:21:51 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that one was on here a few days ago
2007-03-07 13:18:26 · answer #4 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is pretty clever.
What do you mean read and rate?
2007-03-07 13:22:48 · answer #5 · answered by Marti 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool!
2007-03-07 13:21:10 · answer #6 · answered by Mrspaul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was cute
2007-03-07 13:21:32 · answer #7 · answered by cee_jae22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!!
2007-03-07 13:25:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋