Is it when he threatens my life?
Is it when he rams it up my backside without even spitting on it first?
Or is it when he makes me watch Paris Hilton video clips for hours at a time?
2007-03-07 05:10:15 · 20 answers · asked by DoubleD 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I'm glad most of you have a sense of humor. I actually see less stupid people here now than I did a month ago.
Yeah Why Bother? I do. And I find you somewhat offensive. Sorry. :)
2007-03-07 05:21:38 · update #1
I always know my men like me when they tie the leash to a tree...I think its so sweet really...they don't want me to get away ...
2007-03-07 05:48:05 · answer #1 · answered by brazenone 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Babe, I'll knock the heads off anyone threatening you, I promise to always spit on it first, unless you do it, and I swear by all that is holy and unholy I will never make you watch Paris Hilton, Britney or any of those others so long as you don' t make me watch them either.
Glad to see you back!
2007-03-07 14:19:27 · answer #2 · answered by Quix 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when he threatens your life... it's only because he cares... do you give him good reason to?
when he rams it up your backside without even spitting on it first... it's because you are the object of his desires, he loves you, and he's stimulated by his uncontrollable attraction to you, so he doesnt even have time to reach for the lube... you've got him out of control!
when he makes you watch Paris Hilton video clips for hours at a time with him, it's because his inner child is screaming for some shared intimacy with you...
NOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if he threatens your life, you get the loser out of your life like-quick-fast, and then seek an order of protection from your local Police Department (cause you know he's gonna come knockin again)
if he rams it up your *ss without warning... well... i've been known to do that on occasions with some of my ex-girlfiends, but it all depends on whether it was for the sake of spontaneous sex or whether he's a nutjob! so that one can go either way...
when he makes you watch Paris Hilton video clips for hours at a time, it depends on whether "you" want to watch this with him, or whether this is an activity done solely to gratify him with complete disregard to what you want to do... some couples watch porn as a form of entertainment, stimulation, and even training... but it's not cool if she's not feelin it... get me?
let me know if this was helpful... i mean... jeez... i got one glance at your boobs and i already like you!
2007-03-07 13:25:22 · answer #3 · answered by Puscifer 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When he gives you $10 instead of the usual $5?
2007-03-07 13:20:09 · answer #4 · answered by SEAHAWK 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Some signs are
They act hard and clever infront of there mates just to impress u.
He may be flirty with you
And he keeps staring but when you look at him he looks away from you quickly
2007-03-07 13:14:13 · answer #5 · answered by Jade L 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stop everyone! She's giving you something to look at as in this isnt love or when someone likes you. I understand it!
2007-03-07 13:15:01 · answer #6 · answered by G-BOY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its when he says "Have sex with Charlie Murphy B*tch!!!"
"Show me yo titties!!! I wish I had more hands... so I could give those four thumbs down!! I'm Rick James B*tch!!!"
Haha wow, do you know who this is in spite of my new "I don't care about answers" name?
2007-03-07 13:17:24 · answer #7 · answered by Offended? Aww Have a Cookie! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well the way they talk to u about u and the way u feel a guy will give u singes if he likes u or not
2007-03-07 13:13:32 · answer #8 · answered by shortee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are you talking about? I think he is kind of wierd. I am not sure why you like him so much. Good luck.
2007-03-07 13:17:17 · answer #9 · answered by LJD4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to your nearest mental ward, they will take care of you...Sorry you got out!
2007-03-07 13:15:22 · answer #10 · answered by Rhonda B 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋