I've learned.........................?

Question

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

As I've Matured... I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just
jackasses.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others -- they are
more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're
finished.

I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty
things.

I've learned that ex's are like fungus, which keeps coming back.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are
celebrities.

I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural
stupidity.

Finally, I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy it!

Answer 1

wow, good for you..You have learned some good things!

Answer 2

Wow lol, thats great

Answer 3

learning is good..lol

Answer 4

sounds like you've learned a lot.....................