Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
2007-03-07 04:58:26 · 22 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was a good joke I've never before have heard it.
Ok I got one:
Three guys go to hell and meet the Devil but before entering hell the devil asks them "what do you want to have horns or a tail?"
the first guy answers "I'll take the horns" so the devil grabs a pick and makes two holes on his head and inserts the horn does the same with the second guy but he asks for a tail
The devil grabs the pick again and makes a hole in his lower back and inserts the tail.
When he reaches the third guy he asks the same question and the third guy says " well let me have the tail but guess what I already hav a hole where you can put it in"
lol ok a lil twisted but well I laughed
2007-03-07 05:09:07 · answer #1 · answered by raider_way 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes it is a good joke this is a great one! it is a keeper i love it somuch good job girl.
2007-03-07 13:31:52 · answer #2 · answered by lil boosie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
maybe the husband thinks that he wants to marry someone else but he really wants to marry him
2007-03-07 13:06:08 · answer #3 · answered by carnellz gurl 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard this one already but it is still a cute joke.
2007-03-07 13:02:07 · answer #4 · answered by Laura S 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i think it would be easier to understand and get if you seperated the speakers with different lines otherwise it is funny.
2007-03-07 13:02:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha! Pretty funny!!
2007-03-07 13:01:16 · answer #6 · answered by jonmarbles 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL, what a great joke
2007-03-07 13:05:47 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HA HA HA
2007-03-07 13:06:27 · answer #8 · answered by That Dude 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol funny hehe
2007-03-07 13:14:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is a pretty good joke
2007-03-07 13:01:47 · answer #10 · answered by HOTTIE 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋