Ever try to sleep at night only to be awakened by a shriek, a thud and hysterical cries of "Oh my God ... Oh my Gawd .. My Gawd ...
GAAAAAAWWWWD .... NOOOOO " in a shrill gals voice. I thought my neighbour had just strangled a gal, until his lethargic baritone took over "Baby .... Oh Baby .... BAbbbbe ..." you know what I mean. It slowly dawned on my rising awareness that the two might as well be strangling one other, but voluntarily and with great pleasure. Dont get me wrong, every red blooded critter has a God given right to take care of their plumbing. By the same token a hard working man has a right to a quiet nights slumber. This went on for a while until one night when the neighbour was alone and I lacking access to the real deal popped in a chilli pepper video and turned on the volume to high heavens. Not only was there moaning and groaning but it was accompanied by trumpets and trombones. The next day my neighbor promised to do to me what he does to his gal. Is it fair? WHY?
2007-03-07 04:56:34 · 18 answers · asked by Kaliyug Ka Plato 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Go on Limewire or the net and download all of the shreeking animal noises you can find (pigs, cows, dogs, cats). Put them on a DVD with space in between. Between the sounds, add your voice.
1. before the pig, yell "squeel like a pig!"
2. before the cow moo's, yell "bring me another utter!"
3. scream in agony, then yell "I lost the gerbil!"
Pin the speakers to the wall. When she squeels, play the tape and ruin the mood. It will quite down.
2007-03-07 08:01:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Two wrongs don't make a right. Making noise to counteract your noisy neighbors is passive-aggressive behavior, and only increasing the disturbance for your OTHER neighbors.
Simply call the cops to report a noise complaint. If you rent, inform the landlord. Or simply go over to your neighbor, knock, and politely inform them that ALL their neighbors can hear every detail of their enthusiastic activity, and ask them to please respect the neighborhood right to quiet enjoyment of their home - in other words, please turn in down before they create a public disturbance.
If none of this works, inform local high school/college kids of the location of the free entertainment. A few nights of their applause and derisive comments will discourage the lovebirds.
2007-03-07 05:07:32 · answer #2 · answered by teresathegreat 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think your story is funny cause anyone whose rented knows what you're talking about. try moving you bed to another wall if possible. No it's not fair, explain to him that they are so loud that you might as well be there, but given his threat he might just end up inviting you. If none of that works you should contact your rental office. Until then, listen to your music or was chili pepper the name of the ****? Anyway, put the speakers to the wall, not on nights that he's alone but if you know someone's over there, turn yours on before they start and have it on continuous play.
2007-03-07 05:14:26 · answer #3 · answered by brandyswilkes 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
why don't you do the same to your neighbours. have a very enthusiastic partner that'll make all this noise. give em the same. i think it was funny what you did.
the best way to get em back would be a fire alarm while they're going at it. have the sprinklers/alarm go off while their taking care of business. make em get out of their place in the middle of it. mess up their night.
2007-03-07 06:05:21 · answer #4 · answered by mrkramer5 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dunt think tat it is ethically rite in doin so ...
the best way cud b tryin to speak to the person directly n solvin the matter out n if it doesnt help then contact the society manager n register a complaint...
2007-03-08 20:18:28 · answer #5 · answered by optimystix 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, you could always pretend that you thought the noises were a woman being raped, grab your sword, break down the door, and force him to take you through every room in the house looking for the alleged victim.
EDIT: This actually happened just recently in Milwaukee.
2007-03-07 05:05:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
You are so funny, but why play a video why didn't you just do the real thing. What do you mean the guy promised to do to you what he does to his girl?
2007-03-08 20:22:26 · answer #7 · answered by Dreamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
I love this question. I wish I could give two stars!!!
You could shout out to them "Louder! And with Feeling!!!" It might embarrass them.
You could also download a copy of that strip tease song or Sexual Healing and blast it when they get underway.
2007-03-07 05:55:33 · answer #8 · answered by morrowynd 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No.
A lot of bad is happening in Kalyug.
Now, in kalyug, bad ladies are forcing good men to eat what is offered.
2007-03-07 22:08:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think what you did was funny as hell. My ustairs neighbors can be heard all the time too!! I myself, try to keep it down, there are ordinances in buildings for noise levels after hours...maybe you should bring that up to them....until them, BRING IT ON!!!
And, I agree with Rune Amok...thats funny as hell!!!!!
2007-03-07 05:05:43 · answer #10 · answered by lizzieRN13 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋