Miss Susie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, Miss Susie went to heaven, the steamboat went to hell-o operator give me #9, and if you disconnect me, I'll get you from behind the figerator, there was a piece of glass, Miss Susie sat upon it and cut her big fat a$$-k me no more questions tell me no more lies......WHATS THE REST??
The only people who prob. now it is if you were born before 1987 maybe a little later. Just curious...
2007-03-07 04:20:11 · 22 answers · asked by ladyP 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks! I didn't know there were different versions
2007-03-07 04:31:44 · update #1
Nope Kmn_miami kids don't say the riddles we use too, they don't know anything about them! We use to have A LOT to! I was born in '87
2007-03-07 04:35:14 · update #2
Ms.Susie had a steamboat, The steamboat had a bell, Ms.Susie went to heaven, The steamboat went to....
Hello operater, Please give me number nine, And if you disconnect me, I will chop of your behind....
The refrigerator, There was a piece of glass, Ms.Susie sat upon it, And broke her big fat.....
Ask me no more questions, Tell me no more lies, The boys r in the bathroom, Zipping up there.....
Flies sre in hte meadow, The bees r in the park, Ms.Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the....
Dark is like a movie, Movies like a show, Show is like a TV show, And that is all i.....
know I know my pa, I know i know my ma, I know i know my sister, With the 40 acre bra.....
My mom gave me a nickel, My dad gave me a dime, My sister gave me her boyfriend, His name was frankenstien....
He made me do the dishes, He made me do the house, He made me do his underware, So i kicked him out of the house....
I kicked him to my neighbors, I kicked him to my friends, I kicked him to Hawaii, Where he learned the hola dance......
2007-03-07 04:30:10 · answer #1 · answered by Jen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Miss Susie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
Miss Susie went to heaven
the steamboat went to
Hello operator please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me
I'll kick you from behind
the refrigerator there was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it and cut her little
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
flies are in the meadow,
the bees are in the park
Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the
dark is like a movie
a movie's like a show
a show is like a tv screen and that is all
i know i know my ma
i know i know my pa
i know i know my sister with the 80 acre alligator bra
OR
Miss Susie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
Miss Susie went to heaven
the steamboat went to...
Hello operator please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me
i'll kick you from...
behind the refrigerator there was a piece of glass
Miss Susie fell upon it and cut her little...
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
Miss Susie told me everything the day before she...
Died her hair in purple,
died her hair pink,
died her hair in polka-dots
and washed it down the...
Sink me in the ocean,
Sink me in the sea,
Sink me in/down the toilet,
But please don't pee on me!
2007-03-07 04:28:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Miss Susie had a tug boat,
her tug boat had a bell (ding ding),
miss Susie went to heaven her tug boat went to HELL...o operator
please give me number nine,
and if you disconnect me I'll cut off your behind the refridgerator
there lay a piece of glass
miss Susie sat upon it and cut her little ***...k me no more questions,
I'll tell you now more lies
the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flys..are in the meadow,
the bees are in the park,
miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, dark dark dark.
The dark is like the movies,
the movies' like the show,
the show is like tv
and that is all I know know know, I know I know my ma
I know I know my pa,
I know I know my sister with the 49'rs bra. The bra is for the boobies,
the boobies for the milk,
the milk is for the babies with diapers made of silk.
2007-03-07 04:25:55 · answer #3 · answered by Crash 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There are many different versions to this. I was born in 1976. The version I remember doing in school (around the mid 80's) is the same one Jennifer G posted.
This is still going around too. My kids sing it every once in a while, of course the only part that is the same is up to tell me no more lies.
2007-03-07 04:35:06 · answer #4 · answered by Jen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Flies are in the meadow
The bees are in the park
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the D. A. R. K.
D-A-R-K. D-A-R-K.
Dark Dark Dark Dark
Darker than the ocean
Darker than the sea
Darker than the black boy
That peed all over me!
2007-03-07 05:05:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up they're flies are in the kitchen bees are in the park miss suzie and her byfriend are kissing in the dark. Darking then the ocean darker then the sea. Darker then the big black dog thats chasing after me.
2007-03-07 04:27:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I found this on the internet and this is how I remember it:
Ask me no more questions,
please tell me no more lies,
The boys are in the bathroom,
pulling down their...
Flies are in the meadow,
the bees are in the park,
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend,
are kissing in the...
D-A-R-K,
D-A-R-K,
Dark, Dark, Dark...
is like a movie,
a movie's like a show,
a show is like a TV show,
and that is all I know know know.
2007-03-07 04:27:16 · answer #7 · answered by LF_Family 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell me know more lies... cause miss susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the d a r k d a r k d a r k dark dark dark...
I'm pretty sure that's how we did it anyway... that is old... wow... i don't know if kids still say this... i was born in 84
2007-03-07 04:29:05 · answer #8 · answered by kmnmiamisax 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flys..are in the meadow,
the bees are in the park,
miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, dark dark dark.
The dark is like the movies,
the movies' like the show,
the show is like tv
and that is all I know know know, I know I know my ma
I know I know my pa,
I know I know my sister with the 49'rs bra.
The bra is for the boobies,
the boobies for the milk,
the milk is for the babies with diapers made of silk.
2007-03-07 04:25:21 · answer #9 · answered by *~ Nicole ~* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
specific - it somewhat is purely too early to stress approximately this. i does not be worrying until she replaced into nonetheless having issues by using the middle of first grade. interior the period in-between , do what you may at living house to boost her vocabulary. confer along with her and study to her on a regular basis. purchase books with Cd's that she will hear to on her own. This helps toddlers make the relationship that words and letters have meanings. determine she knows her alphabet and that she will link sounds the letters make to issues. an excellent thank you to do it somewhat is to make an alphabet e book along with her. for occasion: Write the letter B on the website and decrease out photos from magazines that start up with the B sound. ( to not point out that the slicing activities are additionally an excellent developmental skill to artwork on.) in case your community library has youngster's activities or tale hour - join her in those and visit the library along with her. it is important that a toddler sees their mothers and fathers study additionally. interior the period in-between - relax and experience her formative years. They improve up so immediately!
2016-10-17 11:58:50 · answer #10 · answered by shakita 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋