GIUSEPPE, A YOUNG ITALIAN IMMIGRANT WROTE A LETTER TO HIS MOTHER IN ITALY:
Mama,
I'a meta nicea Americana girla anda I'a wanta toa marry hera.
Yora Sona Giuseppe
HIS MOTHER FIRED A LETTER BACK:
Deara Giuseppe,
I'a begga youa sona.....Noa marrya Americana girla. Americana girlas noa canna cooka, are a lousy ina beda; and whena youa hava yora firsta fight, she'sa gonna calla youa guinea!!!!!
Lovea,
MAMA
A COUPLE OF MONTHS LATER, GIUSEPPE SENDS A LETTER BACK:
Mama,
Pleasea noa thinka mea disrespectful Mama, buta I'a noa taka yora advice anda I'a marriea nicea Americana girla.
Buta noa worry Mama, shesa greata cooka, incredible ina beda and shea promise to noa calla mea guinea, so longa as I'a noa calla hera blacka.
Lovea,
Giuseppe
2007-03-07
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