A Spanish a English and a french die and go to hell
The devil say to them
If you can put me something in my hand that i cant melt i will let you go to heaven...
The spanish puts a huge piece of spanish steel in the devils hand and the devil instatntly desapear with it.
The french puts a huge diamond and the devil... puff diamond gonne
The english puts a small thing in the devils hand and after a lot of tries the devil simply gave up...
So the devil asks
-What did you put on my hand?
Do you know????
M n M's melts in your mouth not in your hand
2007-03-07 03:39:35 · 13 answers · asked by pervertidamente 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A french a english and a Italian go to the Pool of wish.
Everytime a person screams something the water from the pool turns in to that.
The italian loved wine so he screamed WINE, and suddenly there he was diving in Wine
The english screamed MONEY and suddenly there he was diving in a pool full of money
The french started running towards the pool, sliped over and said, OHHHH Sh*T
Worth a star?
2007-03-07 04:10:29 · update #1
how very funny ive just p@ssed myself laughing what a funny joke best one ive read on here in a while.
2007-03-07 03:47:43 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Some grammar correction needed, otherwise it's a good one...
2007-03-07 03:47:46 · answer #2 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gotta love those m&m's, but you have to buy like $70 worth to get them printed on...who wants $70 worth of m&m's????
2007-03-07 03:44:19 · answer #3 · answered by cantthinkofauseridsohereitis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st one !! sorry but was bad ?/
2nd one !! 10/10 very good (being truefull)
2007-03-07 18:22:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, nice, I liked it.
2007-03-07 04:05:20 · answer #5 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor grammar.
good joke.
2007-03-07 03:44:25 · answer #6 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol best joke yet
2007-03-07 06:10:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and original !!!
2007-03-07 04:01:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hillarious!
2007-03-07 03:43:02 · answer #9 · answered by Mrspaul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA...THATS GREAT
2007-03-07 03:53:25 · answer #10 · answered by Too Fresh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋