Why did Jesus change water into wine instead of Mountain Dew? What is Jesus's problem with Mountain Dew? Is Mountain Dew not extreme enough for the King of Kings? What about MDX?
2007-03-07 03:07:27 · 34 answers · asked by Mr. X 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Once while I was paying attention to the conversation rather than to what I was drinking, I swallowed a mouthful of Coke, thinking it was milk. Fortunately, I was outdoors. I spat it out all over the place. It was perfectly good Coke. But I wasn't expecting it. Can you imagine what the people back then would have thought of a carbonated soft drink??? Yikes! They might have stoned him to death then and there. And so much for His Mission!
2007-03-07 03:22:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he'd changed water into Mountain Dew, you would have asked;" Why didn't He change water into wine. Is a full bodied Bordeaux not good enough for the King of Kings?".
2007-03-07 03:12:03 · answer #2 · answered by TJTB 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wine occurs naturally - man invented mountain dew not too many years ago.
Besides, the wedding was out of wine, not mountain dew - and he was asked to do something about the lack of wine.
You really should read scripture before asking your questions.
2007-03-07 03:13:15 · answer #3 · answered by awayforabit 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Be it God,Religion,Politicians,or even a movement,there is nothing wrong in making a little fun of even the very serious things in life.
So long as the joke is not abusive,or vulgar it should be taken lightly.
I believe all religions and Gods tried to teach good values and a way of governance that would benefit the society in general.
I am sorry if this hurts some people.
I enjoyed it and I am sure all others will too.Even the Christians.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTzXJMU1sLc
2007-03-07 03:51:27 · answer #4 · answered by the_great_indian_guru 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mountain Dew is horrible. If he was every at my house he'd make Coors Light flow from all the taps, witha special tap specifically for my Sam Adams.
2007-03-07 03:12:05 · answer #5 · answered by Mike 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look, I was talking to him right before I left work, and he was having a Sierra Mist, which is kinda the same thing. The truth though? For the last few months he's been drinking kinda heavy. I think he just wanted something alcoholic. Just between you and me, do you think we should ask him if everything's okay. I mean, if we're not at the office, I don't see him without a drink in his hand anymore.
2007-03-07 03:12:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you ever seen that episode of the simpsons that homer went to new york cuz barney left his car over there,and he buys carcalash (think thats how you spell it) then the guy that sold it to him asks him what he wants to drink, mountain dew or crab juice. homer gets all disgusted and says "crab Juice"
hahaha love that episode,my point is,mountain dew is nasty,dr.pepper is better :]
2007-03-07 03:13:34 · answer #7 · answered by suckerfree 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because that's what the wedding party wanted! His mother, Mary told him to also. The 3rd verse of the 2nd chapter of John: "And when they wanted wine, the mother of Jesus saith unto him, 'They have no wine.'" At first, Jesus didn't want to do it; he hadn't started doing miracles yet and this was his first. But like all good guys, he did what his momma wanted.
You might want to not be so flippant about your savior, my friend! He died for us so that if we truly believe, we will have eternal life and not suffer eternal damnation.
2007-03-07 03:24:42 · answer #8 · answered by tonialmo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. It would have probably been too extreme as a new flavor for those at the wedding. It probably was a way to prevent having to raise the dead before the time.
2007-03-07 03:11:22 · answer #9 · answered by Laurel W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a celebration!! You can't party off the Dew dude!! You wanna get your party on with a little vino.....ah? Know what I'm saying? :)
2007-03-07 03:10:52 · answer #10 · answered by Bathroom Graffiti 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋