My eight year old daughter Mirela came into the living room yesterday when me and the little woman were entertaining our Mormon friend Akbar.
She said "Daddy, I understand this whole Jesus thing now. It's like dog training".
At first I was offended. But just as I was about to take her doll's head off as punishment, she expanded her theory and it made perfect sense!
"I see grandpa training dogs all of the time. Some are nice but not too smart. Grandpa scratches them on the ear and shows them the right way to do things. These are atheeests. (She can't pronounce atheist yet. Cute)"
"Then I see Grandpa with the really mean dogs. He has to show them who is the papa, and who is in control. This is like the muslims. "
"And we are like Grandpa, giving our love to everybody".
I've never been prouder of my little girl. She is going to make some man very happy someday.
2007-03-07 02:59:51 · 14 answers · asked by Kermit renversant de corporation 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
your daughter is of sub-par intelligence and quite the young bigot and you are one of the worst human beings it has ever been my displeasure to encounter on the internet. "I was about to take her doll's head off as punishment"
2007-03-07 04:27:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes you are right Muslims are according to your perceptions
Mean dogs who bark but do not bite and the christians are
surely wolves in sheeps clothing,who has grand father George
Bush as the Dog trainer, and are spreading love to every one in
Iraq , In afganistan , in palastine, in Bosnia and very soon this
love will engulf Korea, syria and Iran.The next peace Mascot
should definitely be the christian Dog.
2007-03-07 03:33:37 · answer #2 · answered by sonu 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Oh man ..... you are mistaken ...... Only Christians like you are animals ..... if you do not believe, check with the Shepard.
Anyway, jokes aside. Your little girl is going to be wacko someday having these extreme and twisted thought. Try to understand other people's religion first.
2007-03-07 03:15:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
If one word were true,I would be thankful She is not going to rip off a dolls head.
2007-03-07 03:05:41 · answer #4 · answered by gwhiz1052 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
And until that glorious day, when she makes a man happy, you can just use little stories about her to put other people down.
Aww, thats so sweet!
2007-03-07 03:04:09 · answer #5 · answered by Cindy Lou Who --P3D-- 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a miniseries of Fox, kind of.
2007-03-07 03:03:59 · answer #6 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nice story... Does anyone else smell brimstone?...
2007-03-07 10:11:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So love=control?
2007-03-07 03:09:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Interesting!
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2007-03-07 03:04:24 · answer #9 · answered by Jeanmarie 7 · 1⤊ 5⤋
So all atheists are stupid and all muslims are evil? This is what you teach your child? You don't deserve to be a parent.
2007-03-07 03:04:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋