A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near him.
As she sat by him, he said, ''You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?''
''What, my dear?'' she asked gently.
''I think you bring me bad luck.''
2007-03-07 02:36:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha
nice dude
2007-03-07 02:49:50 · answer #1 · answered by I am an Indian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked it!
8/10
2007-03-07 10:55:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i never heard that one b 4 that was hella funny.
2007-03-07 11:56:56 · answer #3 · answered by Mrspaul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but it's nice anyway.
2007-03-07 11:10:59 · answer #4 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Thanks that was pretty cute! I like a laugh first thing in the morning!
2007-03-07 10:40:50 · answer #5 · answered by prechemad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one lol made me giggle too
2007-03-07 10:46:52 · answer #6 · answered by DarkLily 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahah
2007-03-07 10:50:00 · answer #7 · answered by chicago cub's bat bunny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DIS IS VERY FUNNY!!!THNX!!!
2007-03-07 10:58:45 · answer #8 · answered by cairo_kittens 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO
2007-03-07 11:09:17 · answer #9 · answered by Tracy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny :)!!!
2007-03-07 11:04:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋