A str*pper in a hurry to get home leaves the club with nothing on but a loose coat. As she crosses the street, a drunk driver skids around the corner and hits the str*pper sending her flying into the air, and landing unconscious on her back with her ch*rms exp*sed to the world.
As a crowd gathers, a gentleman places his hat upon the str*pper's cr*tch in order to minimize her exp*sure. In the meantime, the drunk driver hardly aware he just hit someone, staggers over to see what all the fuss is about.
Noticing the near-n*ked woman lying exposed on the street, he points to the strategically placed hat and slurs in a loud voice, "Well, the first thing we gotta do is get that guy outta th*re!"
2007-03-07 02:32:04 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cruel and funny, loved it.
10/10*
Tink xx
2007-03-09 06:10:25 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-07 03:23:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-07 02:36:57 · answer #3 · answered by livinfortheweekend 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Loki say it need more work will help find a new punch line
2007-03-07 03:00:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pretty funny.
2007-03-07 02:35:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-07 06:14:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it was not quite as good this time...
2007-03-07 02:56:50 · answer #7 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not funny.
2007-03-07 02:35:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is soooooooooooooooooooo funny hahahaha
2007-03-07 04:15:21 · answer #9 · answered by honey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry - not funny
2007-03-07 02:36:59 · answer #10 · answered by Dom 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋