Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.
Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asks her husband - "Darling, honestly, if you didn't know me, what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Andy replied,...
"Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Andy his reward, he stops her by saying...
"WHOA, hold on there sweety!" Andy interrupted.
"I haven't added them up yet!"
2007-03-07 02:28:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for the laugh
2007-03-07 02:31:41 · answer #1 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If cosmetics made her look 63, I wonder what's her real age..........?? Haha.... Nice one..
2007-03-07 10:34:15 · answer #2 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats terrible, but funny.
2007-03-07 11:12:13 · answer #3 · answered by Mrspaul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i need some of that
2007-03-07 11:38:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heehee
2007-03-07 10:50:38 · answer #5 · answered by chicago cub's bat bunny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i read this joke here afew days ago.......
2007-03-07 10:43:51 · answer #6 · answered by DarkLily 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋