Confucius say ______________________________________?

Question

My favorite:
When you come to a fork in the road, take it, they are so much easier to eat with than those chopsticks.

Answer 1

1. crowded elevator smells different to midget.
2. man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
3. war doesnt determine who is right, war determines who is left.
4. man with one chopstick go hungary
5. man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
6. virginity like a bubble, one prick all gone
7. passionate kiss like spiders web, soon lead to undoing of fly
8. man who run in front of car get tired
9. man who run behind car get exhausted
10. man who fishes in other mans well often catches crabs
11. man who scratches *** should not bite fingernails
12. man who drive like hell bound to get there
13. man who eat many prunes get good run for money
14. it takes many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it
15. man who stand on toilet high on pot
16. man who go to bed with vagina in mind wake up with penis in hand.

Answer 2

Confucius Says Worksheet

Answer 3

Confucius say, "Never moon a werewolf."

Confucius say, "Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly."

Confucius say, "Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!"

Confucius say, "Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."

Confucius say, "Man with one chopstick go hungry."

Confucius say, "Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!"

Confucius say, "Man who lives in glass house should change in basement."

and my favorite...

Confucius say, "People who make Confucius joke speak bad English

Answer 4

Confucius say: "Man who go through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."

Confucius say: "Schoolboy who fool around with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed."

Confucius say: "Boy who go to bed with sexual problem
wake up with solution in hand"

Confucius Say: "An Optimist is a girl who regards a bulge as a curve. "

Confucius Say: "A Shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death. "

Confucius Say: “Man with five penis will have pants fit like glove."

Confucius Say: “A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise. "

Confucius Say: “Killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society. "

Confucius Say: “When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. "

Confucius Say: “Any woman can humiliate any man by simply Saying 'Hold my purse.' "

Confucius Say: “The best time to go to the dentist is tooth hurty. "

Confucius Say: “Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie. "

Confucius Say: “A good woman will do 70 chores around the house. Cooking and 69. "

Confucius Say: “Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, don't know if he coming or going. "

Confucius Say: “A smile is like tight underwear ... it make your cheeks go up. "

Confucius Say: “Never marry woman with big hands. It make your pee-pee look smaller."

Confucius Say: “Prostitute with degree in psychology will blow your mind."

Confucius Say: “When bomb go off in the middle of herd of cows, there is udder destruction. "

Confucius Say: “Birds of feather flock together...then crap on car. "

Confucius Say: “Gay man in Chinese restaurant will order "sum yung guy". "

Confucius Say: “Part-time bandleaders are called 'semi-conductors'. "

Confucius Say: “Men are like fish... neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut. "

Answer 5

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

Answer 6

Man with hands in pocket feel cocky all day.

Answer 7

Hahahaha...Oh God there are some good jokes on here this morning.

Answer 8

man who have hand in poket feel cocky all day ♥

Answer 9

Confucious say "With than those?"

Answer 10

.....man who stand on toilet high on pot.