I'm on Satan's side, just me and my lobster - yummy!
Bummer if you aren't on this side.
2007-03-07 01:27:16 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think people who eat lobster are just as likely to go to heaven as the people who do not.
The dietary laws of the Old Testament are actually sanitation rules. Even today shell fish tend to be a major method for getting poison from the bottom of the ocean into people. Lobsters eat from the sea bottom where heavy metals like lead and mercury settle.
You are welcome to eat them. I would suggest you do so in an industrialized nation where the food is tested for contamination. Something they did not do several thousand years ago.
Pretty hard to test for germs or heavy metals when you don't know those things exist. A loving God would give people some rules that would help people avoid bad foods.
2007-03-07 11:09:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a lobster eating person and I am on God's side. Satan has no side. He hates everyone and everthing. And it is not a bummer to be on the RIGHT side, which is God's side. He will win in the end and Satan will be the BIG FAT LOSER!
2007-03-07 01:38:12 · answer #2 · answered by greeneyes25162 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
okay what in the heck are you talking about? Are you saying just because I love lobster I'm on Satan's side. No fraid not friend. I love Lobster but that don't make me a Satan Lover????DuhHuhhhhhhhhHuhhhwhat?
2007-03-07 01:36:50 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I once saw this guy on the street corners with his hands out. I handed him some change. He threw it back at me and said, "lobster, I want lobster."
I guess he was a lobster bummer.
(just trying to bum some lobster)
2007-03-07 03:39:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I don't believe in either, so I guess that means I'm not on either side.
But lobster is still yummy.
2007-03-07 01:30:23 · answer #5 · answered by photogrl262000 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm in the army of the Lord, which is most definitely God's side. WHy choose Satan he hates you
2007-03-07 01:31:51 · answer #6 · answered by Nish 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I love crab legs better with melted butter. Yummy!
2007-03-07 01:36:13 · answer #7 · answered by Ayesha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a buddhist and if there was a big war between 'good' & 'evil' I would of course fight for good! The christians would have allies! ;) Almost all religions have a big evil foe, and I'm sure if need be all religions would unite against the evil.
2007-03-07 01:31:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
i am on the best side ever the winner i am in God oh mighty Lord side. Jesus Christ die and came back to life the devil became the biggest loser ever. I am a winner of all santan plan in the name of Jesus
2007-03-07 01:31:37 · answer #9 · answered by RED ROSE 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
isn't it strange that Christians don't attack lobsters the same way they attacked homosexuals? seeing as how God, the unchanging deity, called lobsters and homosexuals abominations.
2007-03-07 01:57:32 · answer #10 · answered by The Tourist 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋