A guy walks into a bar & sits down next to a beautiful woman. They start talking, and after a few cocktails, she invites him back to her place for some loving.
Being a bloke, he responds with an enthusiastic “yes” and they are soon on their way.
After they arrive at her place, things heat up fast & she suggests a s_i_x_t_y 9
He responds with, "You know, I don't get out very much and I'm not totally hip to some of the new lingo."
"Oh, that's okay. Just follow my lead," she says.
Within a few minutes he gets the idea and things are going nicely, until she ‘trumps’.
"What the f*@k was that?!" he asks, alarmed.
"Oh, sorry," she giggles.
Not about to stop over such a minor detail, he resumes his activities. Thoroughly enjoying himself, he is completely disgusted when she lets another go - even worse than the first!
2007-03-07 00:40:43 · 17 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"This is ridiculous. I have to go," he says, looking for his clothes.
"What's the matter? Aren't you having fun?" she exclaims.
He pauses, and then replies; "Well I was but if you think I'm sticking around for another 67 of those, you’ve got another thing coming love!"
2007-03-07 00:40:54 · update #1
Omg I just choked on my breakfast!!! FAF
I`m crying here, you are on form fave Pix`
10/10*
Tink xx
2007-03-07 20:00:34 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-30 08:06:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whether some people like this joke or not I would love to take this opportunity and write something about it so that I can increase my points...
2007-03-07 01:09:59 · answer #3 · answered by Chetankumar 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Class I like that heres a star.
2007-03-07 06:19:45 · answer #4 · answered by Barry T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You hit the funny bone again Jay. Keep 'em coming. xxxx
2007-03-08 02:14:00 · answer #5 · answered by Pink n Wise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good 1
2007-03-07 00:46:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very good
2007-03-07 06:18:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
genius mate.
thanks for the laugh.
2007-03-07 01:45:13 · answer #8 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-07 00:45:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good x
2007-03-07 00:54:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋