A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again.
Sheput an ad in the local newspaper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened
the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had
no arms or legs.
You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said.
Just look at you .... you have no legs!"
The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"
You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??"
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, " I rang the door
bell, didn't I?"
The wedding is scheduled for Saturday...
2007-03-07 00:39:57 · 11 answers · asked by cantthinkofauseridsohereitis 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow....thats uh.......CRAZY!!!
2007-03-07 00:43:10 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a pair of acquaintances who reported they have been WoW widows and that i asked them if that they had tried it themselves. while they reported no, I informed them to make the attempt to verify what it grew to become into all approximately. each and every person of them now has a time table with their husbands, in basic terms like I do with mine, as to who receives the pc to play WoW at what time. all of us have made specific that we get equivalent time to play, yet we additionally make genuine specific that we've time to spend with spouses, babies, kin, and acquaintances exterior the sport. I freely admit that i'm hooked. snowstorm is desperate to take over the international and that i'm happy to enable them to! so long because it does not intervene with MY time on the pc!!
2016-09-30 08:06:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-03-07 00:43:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe thats nice
2007-03-07 01:01:44 · answer #4 · answered by shababe07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao good one.
2007-03-07 00:44:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats awesome.
2007-03-07 22:06:46 · answer #6 · answered by jo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO good one
2007-03-07 00:43:10 · answer #7 · answered by Chrissy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnt get da last part!!
2007-03-07 01:06:33 · answer #8 · answered by cairo_kittens 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so CUTE!!!
2007-03-07 01:02:52 · answer #9 · answered by Dove 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but it still makes me laugh!
thanks!
2007-03-07 00:49:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋