After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."
"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"
2007-03-07 00:31:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm keeping my promise to read your jokes. heard this one before but it's always good to be reminded.
2007-03-07 00:36:21 · answer #1 · answered by delta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-03-07 09:03:11 · answer #2 · answered by gamias 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup, thats funny
2007-03-07 08:35:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah haha
2007-03-07 08:36:07 · answer #4 · answered by hadda_be_played_on_a_jukebox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-03-07 11:38:02 · answer #5 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....thats awsome
2007-03-07 08:44:50 · answer #6 · answered by Chrissy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats good!
2007-03-07 08:34:46 · answer #7 · answered by princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-03-07 09:00:56 · answer #8 · answered by R L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice.
2007-03-07 08:32:38 · answer #9 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GO LOKI!!
2007-03-07 08:37:47 · answer #10 · answered by B. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋