this has probably been asked before... but whatever...
Mine contribution is,
"I wish I was the letter T, so I can always be right next to "U"
2007-03-07 00:30:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
2007-03-07 01:23:40 · answer #1 · answered by Walking Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look this up dude itz been done 2 death on this site. but the 1 I add is nice sox, can I try 'em on after We have sex? nice A S S, can I wear it as a hat? watz bettr then 2 fingers on a piano, 2 LIPS on an ORGAN
2007-03-07 08:35:04 · answer #2 · answered by hadda_be_played_on_a_jukebox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"if you play your cards right, you could be coming home with ME tonight"
2007-03-07 09:45:33 · answer #3 · answered by abcdgoodall 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wanna go halves on an orgasm?
2007-03-07 11:20:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yours is really bad.
Mine: "If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
2007-03-07 08:33:59 · answer #5 · answered by regerugged 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are your feet tired, because you've been running through my mind all day
2007-03-07 08:32:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
do u do tae kwon do? cause ur body's kickin
2007-03-07 14:48:29 · answer #7 · answered by Lexie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"lets play war..... ill lay down and you can blow the hell out of me"
2007-03-07 11:20:14 · answer #8 · answered by tiffkraft 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Don't I know u from somewhere?, U look familiar."
2007-03-07 08:37:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋