Muslims whats the deal?

Question

A young woman teacher with obvious conservativel tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is a Muslim. She asks her class if they are Muslims too. Not really knowing what Muslim is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Muslim." "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "I'm an Christian."

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she was an Christian. "Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus Christ. My mom is an Chrstian. and my dad is an Christian, I choose Christianity too."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" "Then," says Lucy, "I'd still choose Christianity!

Just trying to prove a point about word x-change.

Answer 1

Yeah, again.

Answer 2

u come up with a story and then ask muslims what the deal?

how about if the story was something like this:

A young woman teacher with obvious conservativel tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is a Chrisian. She asks her class if they are Christians too. Not really knowing what christian is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Fatima has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a christian." "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "I'm an i am a muslim."

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Fatima why she was an Muslim. "Well, I was brought up knowing that i only submit to Allah. My mom is a muslim. and my dad is a muslim, I choose Islam too."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" "Then," says Fatima, "I'd still choose Islam!

Answer 3

You rock for Jesus or you masturbate for Jesus?
I don't see any point at all in your "question".
I am not muslim or christian, but this just doesn't have any relevance as a question here.
I assume you are suggesting Christianity is best, but you sound like a moron.

Answer 4

This imaginary story shows that there is hate inside you. If you are a true Christian so you must love everybody.Including Muslims or morons.

Answer 5

In the name of Allah the Most Gracious the Most Merciful.
Well brother, if you want to potray Islam in bad light , at least
make up a better story .what you have done is degrade the
noble teaching profession.No teacher questions her SMALL
students about their Religious practices.and let me tell you that
as a child no one chooses their religion but it is their parents who
make them a christian, a muslim , a Hindu ect.As an Indian any
one will tell you that most schools are Run by the Jesuits priests
and every child wether hindu, Muslim ,sikh ect is given their share of christianity I was a christian who reverted to Islam and I cannot understand why People make baseless allegations against Islam without Knowing what Islam is or what Islam stands for.The Holy Quran Tells us in Chapter 2, verse ''There is
no compulsion in religion......''.Today Islam is the fastest growing
religion in the world especially in the advanced countries like
the USA, UK, Canada do you know why ? because the
educated mind cannot be fooled.and who are these people who
are entering Islam , 90% of them are christians who could no
longer digest the fact that the only explaination that christianity can give them about the concept of their Triune belief is To
compare it with an egg, an apple , an empty box, water in different forms etc.The western media is also doing its best to
malign Islam , but guess what the more the media tries to
malign Islam the faster it is growing , because it is a religion of
God almighty and not a man made religion.Islam is built on solid
ground , truth, logic, Reason, and in harmony with science and
nature,It is not built on blind faith and man made doctrines.
As Muslims we understand the mission of Jesus[ peace be on
him ] better than you christians.We love him more than you do
and give him his rightful place as one of the mightiest Messengers of Allah the almighty. We believe In his miraclous
birth which many modern day christians -do not believe,
We believe that he healed the blind , the sick , the leper and
brought people back to life by the help of God almighty,we
believe that he was taken up to heaven alive by God almighty,
we believe that he will come again to this world at an appointed
time,No Muslim is a muslim if he did not believe in Jesus as
mentioned above.No muslim will ever utter a joke or say something funny, or ridicule Jesus[ peace be on him ] like so
many of you christians do.We have more right to Jesus[ peace
be on him ] than you,We follow the commandments more that
you ,Jesus [ peace bo on him ] was circumcised we muslims are circumcised ,Jesus had a beard we muslims grow a beard,
Jesus prostrated and prayed to God almighty, we do the same
when we pray,Jesus [pbuh] said that he had come to uphold the
law of moses not to destroy it and what was that law, not to
worship strange Gods, No adultery, no alcohol, no pork, wear the veil,Jesus and moses both Preached ''Hear O Israel , the
lord our God IS ONE GOD ''Mark,12;29 & Deut, 6;4 .The last and final Messenger of God almighty Muhammad [ peace be on him ] also preached that there is only ONE GOD, and the belief in
one God and submission to his will is called Islam.Jesus[ PBUH]
said '' search ye the truth and the truth shall find you ''

Answer 6

i've heard a variation of this one. Why do you have to make Muslims look bad like saying the teacher was perturbed because a kid didn't raise her hand?

Everyone has their own faith - don't knock others.

Answer 7

I have heard this story, but it was all the way around
the little girl was muslim and the teacher was Christian
so i think that you made that up
HATER
and what is the point if this question ??
REPORTED

Answer 8

Did you think this story would make Muslims convert or was it for a good laugh?

Answer 9

Contd...............


LUCY," I'd still choose Christianity."

TEACHER, " Why............?'

LUCY," Becoz, my mother told me that Muslims are terrorists, backward and pedophiles........."

TEACHER. " Your mother told you this ............?"

LUCY," And...and my father told me that Muslims do not respect others......".
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TEACHER," Your father told you that ........?"

LUCY," And .....and.. I saw on T.V. Muslims killing many Christians all over the world...."

TEACHER," Little girl.....you have already learnt a lot, then what do you expect from me ...?"

LUCY," I really don't want to learn from you...my parents and my media is enough to educate me about Muslims."

TEACHER," May God bless you......"

Answer 10

OK so you hate Christians and Muslims. What's your point?

Answer 11

This story seems a little made up. I also think it was the other way around.