mine is what blue and does not fit?
a dead epileptic
2007-03-07 00:10:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
catch it why you can because its getting taken down straight away. but if people don't want to read sick jokes don't click on the sick joke question.
oh and i'm sorry in advance.
How'd you make a four year old cry twice?
wipe the blood of your dick on his teddy bear.
and goodbye i'm probably getting banned for this
2007-03-07 20:32:38 · answer #1 · answered by Phil C 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the one l wanted to submit is already there. your question is ok but there are some people who don't understand the whole concept of it.l wonder who in the earth has a cheek to make-up jokes like that?
2007-03-07 00:47:42 · answer #2 · answered by delta 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Imagine receiving this as a text....
"Hi, sorry i haven't been in touch. I've been on a strawberry crushing course, i came second to a woman with no legs.... jammy c**t"
PMSL
Not particularly sick necessarily but effective i think you'll agree!
2007-03-07 00:16:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Whats red and crawls up a womans leg?
A homesick abortion
That is by far the sickest joke I've heard
I'm just answering the question people, its not like I've actually repeated that joke to my friends......
2007-03-07 00:13:19 · answer #4 · answered by livinfortheweekend 4 · 7⤊ 4⤋
Press Statement - "Troy Tempest of 'Stingray' wished to confirm that he had no part in the death of Steve Irwin."
2007-03-07 00:23:06 · answer #5 · answered by David 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
How do you make a dead baby float?
2007-03-07 03:26:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you are setting people up to get a violation. you mean person.
Ok, mine is........what is the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
:( i know.......bad.
2007-03-07 00:13:50 · answer #7 · answered by ~♥~mama-to-be~♥~ 4 · 7⤊ 2⤋
what is the difference between a truck load of babies & a truck load of bowling balls? u can not unload a truck load of bowling balls with a pitch fork!
2007-03-07 00:15:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
it was one i heard the day after diana"s death !!! (tommy steel song , what a picture)
2007-03-07 00:17:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
whats 12" long pink, hard and makes women scream?
cot death
2007-03-07 00:15:45 · answer #10 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋