2007-03-06 23:26:01 · 12 answers · asked by Salaam alaikum 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
THIS MUSLUM DIES AND GOES TO HEAVEN.
WHEN HE GETS THERE ST. PETER MEETS HIM AT THE GATE AND SAYS "WELCOME TO HEAVEN MY SON, PLEASE ENTER"
THE MUSLUM SAYS "OH NO NO, I CAN NOT ENTER WITHOUT SEEING ALLAH"
ST. PETER SAYS "OH...ALLAH, HE IS UPSTAIRS"
MUSLUM "OF COURSE, ALLAH IS UPSTAIRS"
HE CLIMBS UPSTAIRS AND MEETS JESUS
JESUS SAYS "WELCOME TO HEAVEN MY CHILD, PLEASE ENTER"
THE MUSLUM SAYS "OH NO NO, I CAN NOT ENTER WITHOUT SEEING ALLAH"
JESUS SAYS "BUT OF COURSE...ALLAH IS UPSTAIRS, TOP FLOOR"
THE MUSLUM SMILES AND THINKS TO HIMSELF "OF COURSE, ALLAH IS ON THE TOP OF HEAVEN"
AT THE FINAL GATE HE MEETS THE ALL MIGHTY LORD HIMSELF WHO SAYS "WELCOME TO HEAVEN MY CHILD, PLEASE ENTER"
OF COURSE THE MUSLUM SAYS HE CAN NOT ENTER WITHOUT MEETING ALLAH, TO WHICH THE LORD REPLYS
"BUT OF COURSE...ALLAH IS HERE. BUT HE IS BUSY RIGHT NOW, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT AN WAIT FOR HIM."
THE MUSLUM IS SO EXCITED THAT HIS ALLAH IS SO IMPORTANT, AFTERALL HE THOUGHT IS WAS SO.
THE LORD SAYS TO
2007-03-06 23:27:14 · update #1
TO THE MUSLUM "WHY YOU MUST BE PARCHED, WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK?"
MUSLUM "YES I WOULD LIKE A DRINK"
LORD "WOULD YOU LIKE A COKE?"
MUSLUM "YES IT SOUNDS GOOD"
LORD "FINE, I THINK I'LL JOIN YOU" WITH THAT THE LORD SNAPS HIS FINGERS AND SAYS
"ALLAH, BRING TWO COKES"
2007-03-06 23:27:39 · update #2
......................lol
2007-03-06 23:38:12 · update #3
That is mean, but I did laugh. Thank you I was crying a few minutes ago and u cheered me up a bit.
2007-03-06 23:48:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I am not a muslim, or at all religious.
I'm sure that one day you'll grow up and have sex or have a beer or something and have a life, and then this type of question will seem as irrelevant to you as it does to me.
Actually, it's not even a question. Go and whack off a few more times into your socks and then ask a better question youngster.
2007-03-07 08:29:11 · answer #2 · answered by Green Man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude come on, the word lame jumps to mind.
2007-03-07 08:43:06 · answer #3 · answered by By Any Means Necessary 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a life
2007-03-07 07:42:44 · answer #4 · answered by Antares 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nah allah is not in haven for he is the god of the muslim. But you will find Jesus there.
2007-03-07 07:33:44 · answer #5 · answered by Tribble Macher 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
THAT WAS IN POOR TASTE.
In any event, you meant Muhammad.
2007-03-07 08:02:35 · answer #6 · answered by Ivri_Anokhi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is everywhere not just in heaven.
2007-03-07 07:32:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
r u done? ... how it feels wasting alot of ur time for nothing?
2007-03-07 07:35:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your point being?
2007-03-07 07:30:41 · answer #9 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
muslims can not go to heaven.
2007-03-07 07:32:44 · answer #10 · answered by OIL 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋