2007-03-06 22:22:12 · 10 answers · asked by Jordy[♥] 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A total stranger sent me a message that said only A**ho**. It was kinda funny.
2007-03-06 22:25:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was my first time on a plane ride to see my husband in Seattle (he was stationed there and we stayed in San Diego while he finished up his time in the service.) The plane ride was too bumpy for me and I hated every minute of it, but when I landed and was able to turn on my phone, I had a message....
It said "I am hear"
I couldn't stop laughing, it was so typical of him to mispell that word but I had tears in my eyes because I knew he was waiting for me when I got off the plane.
I saw him when I was walking out of the plane area and jumped into his strong arms and knew that I was home......
2007-03-06 22:28:48 · answer #2 · answered by kaliroadrager 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush received a message from Bin Laden says
"370H 55y 0773H"
he could'nt read it and realised it was kind of a code so he sen it to the FBI they couldn't know and they send it to the CIA they returned it back to Bush saying : read it upside down.
2007-03-06 22:32:51 · answer #3 · answered by Stan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This goes back to the TV sitcom "Mad About You" with Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt. A recurring joke started between the two characters. They were having a hard time conceiving a child, so, to "set the mood" one of them would ask the other,"What are you wearing?" We swear that they bugged our house as half the conversations they had we did as well---among them a running joke between my wife and I of ,"What are you wearing/". One day my wife texts me, "What are you wearing?" Coyly, I replied,"Your favorite suit....". She sends back,"Which one?", as she likes several of the ones I have. I replied laughing, "Birthday...". She sends back,"Needs ironed...". Dang near broke my phone on that one.....
2007-03-10 17:34:15 · answer #4 · answered by shepardmichael@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got one that said "I've just woken up to a wilderbeast - I f***ing hate O'Neills" (which is a hovel of a place in Leytonstone).
2007-03-06 23:45:32 · answer #5 · answered by Dr No 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little girl walks into her parents room "Jesus Christ!" she screams. "And you want me to see a doctor about sucking my thumb!"
2007-03-06 22:58:10 · answer #6 · answered by Silver 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
life is like a dick when it gets hard **** it lmao
2007-03-06 22:58:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i was a wee wee tot
they took me from my wee wee cot
and put me on my wee wee pot
to see if i could wee or not
wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee
when they saw that i could not
they took me from my wee wee pot
and put me on my wee wee cot
and then i gave it all i got!
wee...
2007-03-06 22:40:47 · answer #8 · answered by xiaopangzhu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Execute order 66.........
2007-03-07 10:26:06 · answer #9 · answered by Maximus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is.. your momma" =)
2007-03-06 22:24:54 · answer #10 · answered by hate the sand ~ love the castle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋