Loki Lord of Mischief has another one for you Only in America?

Question

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I really do love this country, but...

1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille

Answer 1

ooooooooooooo while extremly sad, it is sooooo true.

This falls under, "Things that make you go--hmmmmmmmmm"

Answer 2

Only in America (and I've seen the photo to prove it) do you have an escalator instead of stairs up to the entrance of a gym/fitness centre!

Answer 3

Very good, but why Only In America, these could be anywhere in the world

Answer 4

Yes that's us. On a bank loan contract it states that if you cannot make your monthy payment on time that they can make you pay the entire balance in full.

Answer 5

you know why i like these jokes?


cos i'm your uncle elroy thats why

Answer 6

a huh

Answer 7

that just about sums it up