2007-03-06 21:53:54 · 22 answers · asked by **Missy** 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
one nite when i was out with my sister this guy came upto us and 1st said to my sister
Guy: Are you tierd
Sis: No, why?
Sis: Cause your been running through my mind all night!!
By this time im wetting myself aye!!!
The he comes up to me and says
Guy: Did it Hurt?
Me:What?
Guy:When you fell from heaven!!
I start laughin heaps and say to him!....
Me: So did it hurt!?
Guy: what?
Me: When your mother dropped you on your head!?!
His friends laughed at him and he walked off all shame!
2007-03-06 22:28:54 · answer #1 · answered by xXx_AimZ_xXx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheesy: Sometimes I wish I were Winnie the Pooh because I wanna get my nose stuck all up there in your honey pot.
Best worst line I ever heard: If you are the prey standing at the bar. A man stands next to you and looks you in the eyes, then down at his crotch. He does that a couple times then says "It's not gonna suck itself."
2007-03-06 21:57:42 · answer #2 · answered by The Gay Argentian Seal 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HIM : " You look like my first wife ".
HER :" How many times have you been married "?
HIM : " Never "!
Can I buy you a drink , or do you just want the money ?
" Hi, I'm Mr Right, I hear you're looking for me ! "
" My face is leaving in 10 minutes, and you'd better be on it " !
" You don't sweat much for a fatty " !
" Hi, my names Fred Flintstone, and I'm gonna make your bed rock " !
" legs " is the word of the day, lets go back to my place & spread the word !
2007-03-06 23:30:41 · answer #3 · answered by Joe Ninety 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 12:49:36 · answer #4 · answered by ximenez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fancy a s**g? Well do you mind lying down while I do?
Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
Can't remember any more, haven't been thrown a chat up line in years... *sniff*
2007-03-07 00:45:54 · answer #5 · answered by Dogsbody 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats a nice dress itl look good on my bedroom floor.
Here`s 50p phone your mum you`re not going home tonight.
2007-03-06 23:10:27 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guy:Your father must be a terrorist!
Girl: Really? How so?
Guy: Cos ur a bomb!!
I mean....like how .......i cant even find a word for it...its like ridiculous multiplied by 1000 or something.
2007-03-06 21:57:57 · answer #7 · answered by ShobeeDarling 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Guy: Hi My Name is Jeff Remember It you'll be screaming it later.
Or
Guy: Do you come here often
Or
Guy: Did it hurt
Girl: What
Guy: when you fell grom Heaven.
2007-03-06 22:15:17 · answer #8 · answered by Lynda27 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Last time I answered a question like this I got a violation, so I'm afraid to answer.
2007-03-06 21:58:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
this one that was said to me a don't know whether you've heard it b4 but this is it a might not be Fred flit-stone but Ill make your bedrock x
2007-03-06 22:16:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋