Could be something that you or a friend did.
I have got (literally) dozens. Might tell ya one later on.
Make me laugh!
2007-03-06 21:36:40 · 17 answers · asked by Sluugy 5 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
My latest one if about my friend last Friday night who got in a right mess. He got a taxi home for £182.00.
Funny thing is he asked one taxi driver how much to get home. He was told £120. He goes "no it's all right mate the first taxi driver said £182".. Haha luvit. Also he could have got a free lift home with his mates in three hours time. No he's not loaded & yes he is broke.
2007-03-07 01:48:30 · update #1
At a local bar one night,a Lesbian friend of mine went to the newest "unexpecting" female. She proceeded to hit on her,trying to get a date. First she asked her name,then asked if she was interested in getting together,as it was destiny! The Newby, was a little shocked but you could tell she was intreeged! My friend then told her that she new it was faite as she had her name written on the underside of her breast! The Newby shook her head in disbelief and wanted to see it as her name originated from China! "ok" my friend replyed,"But if i do have your name tatooed on my breast,you have to have dinner with me tomorrow night!?" The Girl agreed! My Friend then invited her into the female bathroom,lifted up her top and showed the Newby the underside of her breast! And there it was!!! The Newby stared in shock!!! My friend then said "see i told you i had YOUR NAME tatooed on myself!!!" The Newby agreed to have dinner with my friend,and now 3years on, they are still togerther! The Newby had a tat with ' YOUR NAME' tatooed on her bum,so when they feel like a threesome or some fun they both play that same trick!!! TRUE STORY
2007-03-06 22:01:30 · answer #1 · answered by Kerrie M 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Soo many where to begin! My friends were walking home from a night out one night and found an abandoned shopping trolley. The drunken instincts of course kicked in and one of my friends felt compelled to get in id and I pushed him a long. After a couple of minutes I decided to push him and just let him roll away, down a really large hill. the trolley gathered speed and then went onto the road. It must have hit the the curb or something because it then fell on its side and my friend was laying in the road underneath the trolley. At this point two policeman came round the corner and asked him what he was doing. He replied "I'm just moving the trolley out the road for you mate."
2007-03-06 23:10:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My fondest(? lol) memory was being stationed aboard a US Navy ship and having liberty in Hong Kong. The other six Marines and I found a bar way out on Kowloon (sp?) side and found ourselves in an Aussie bar chock full of Aussie and British sailors. We went there every night of liberty and USUALLY had a cab ride back to the ship. I've never had so much fun in my life.
Anyway, on the last night of liberty, that Aussie bartender bought us quite a few. QUITE a few. lol.
I ended up getting so polluted that I somehow thought I could walk back to the ship, and asked one of my new found Aussie mates if he'd help. Well, he was in just as good of shape as I was, and we made it to the ship all right.... the AUSSIE SHIP!
SO, here I was, an American... in China... trying to get on an Australian ship. Needless to say, they weren't happy with me, but THANK GOD they took me the half hour back to my ship and dropped me off. After they dropped me off, I proceeded to yarf all over the Shore Police that was checking ID cards, fell down two flights of metal stairs, and finally got to my bunk.
When I got up the next morning, I rose to applause and laughter the likes I've never seen before. Maybe it was because my head felt (and probably looked like) one of those Wile E. Coyote cartoons with the lumps all over it. Besides, I had half of the 7th fleet out looking for me during that time because of curfew. Once the Aussies told the SP's what had happened I was off the hook. WHEW! I sure got an a** chewing by everyone in the chain of command though.
2007-03-06 22:41:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I got really drunk with my roommate one night and we decided to go get some nachos at this mexican eatery where everyone in our college town would go on friday and saturday nights. I got in line (this was a line of about 15 ppl) and when I was at the front, I realized I didn't have any money. So my great idea was to steal money from the donation box right by the register. The lady working of course saw me, and told me that if I tried it again I would have to leave. So I had to get everyone in back of me to pass up money to pay for my nachos. I then told this one guy who gave me 5 dollars that my roommate would have sex with him for the money. He then proceeded to wink at my roommate. After I got my food, I yelled "Hey, I offered you for these nachos." Being the lady I am, I used my fingers to eat all the nachos and lick all the cheese. Some poor boy asked if he could give me a fork, but I didn't find it necessary. My roommate then accidently fell over her chair and EVERYONE laughed at her. It was quite an embarassing night and needless to say, we haven't been there since.
2007-03-06 22:15:20 · answer #4 · answered by Karas 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooh, good question.
Myself and some friends of mine went out for my birthday a few years back. We ended up in a pub miles away from where we lived.
Afterwards as we made our way up the quiet streets singing and shouting like idiots while trying to find a taxi, one of my friends decided he wanted to moon a passing car.
He picked the first car that came, stood in the middle of the road and flashed his hairy backside ..... only for it to be an unmarked police car.
The to boys jumped out the car and threw him against a shop front saying 'here's someone that wants to go for a little ride', but one of my slightly less drunk friends managed to get him off the hook.
Great night.
2007-03-06 21:51:45 · answer #5 · answered by The Infamous Arsebiscuit 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I also have many - but heres the most embarassing.
Having stayed up till 4am drinking - having work the next morning - I jumped outta bed - still half drunk. Quickly threw on my trousers I'd worn the previous day. Just made it on time to my new job (second day) and I was standing next to another member of staff - when she said - "oh my god - whos are those?!" I looked below me and found yesterdays knickers on the floor - they had been stuck in the leg of trousers all the way on the bus etc....finally had fallen out. I went scarlet - picked them up (which you just wouldnt do if they wern't your own) and put them in the bin - quickly rushed to the loo to try hide scarlet face - nothing was said when I returned!!!
2007-03-06 22:12:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great question there are so many good drunk stories that are fun to share.
One of my favs is my best friend and i went on the mountain in the winter and drank a bottle of vodka between the two of us. We are falling down drunk and start getting cold but are afraid of running out of gas running the truck (we did this once while drunk). So we start gathering wood and brush to burn. At some point we apparently gathered poison ivy and burned it on the fire. Poison ivy that is dormant for the winter is super potent and results in you needing to take steriods to get rid of it. OUCH!!!
2007-03-07 01:26:25 · answer #7 · answered by FX_Make-upArtist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i worked as breakfast chef in Blackpool. on my night out i met a bus trip from my home village,a few of us went around Blackpool drinking.i was woken up early next morning to find out i was near my parents house.the people on the trip thought i`d travelled with them,anyway when i phoned the hotel and told them where i was i lost my job.i had to borrow money for my fare back 2 Blackpool.never saw those people again as i moved 2 Brighton.
2007-03-06 22:37:31 · answer #8 · answered by happy chappy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i was out all night with my boyfriend at a bar in south ken. i tried taking my clothes off in the taxi on the way back home, but he wouldn't let me. when we got home, his brother was sitting with one of his friends in the den, and i tried to give them a strip tease. when my boyfriend tried pulling me out of the room, i gave them all the finger and ran down the hall to my room. passed out on my bed and woke up in my clothes. tried to eat eggs on toast the next morning and then threw them up an hour later. i was hungover all day, and even threw up a mint. blah. never drinking cucumber vodka again.
I'm not from England, but with the way people drink in this country, finding your favorite drunken story could take a while.
2007-03-06 21:43:00 · answer #9 · answered by ~♥~mama-to-be~♥~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of my funniest is when i lived in my first home with an ex about 15yrs ago. We went home to our flat with a couple of friends and i went in the cupboard to hang my coat up. Apparently everyone was looking for me for over an hour until they found me in the cupboard asleep still wearing my coat with the back of it stuck on the handle of the hoover lol
2007-03-06 21:42:03 · answer #10 · answered by bobbleheado5 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋