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Which R and S regular makes you laugh the most? I've got a few, but the latest one is Lawrence of Arabia. Here is a quote and I found it to be just hilarious.

"The day I was born I was so shocked I didn't speak for a year and a half --Lawrence of Arabia"

Who makes you smile or laugh? Another for me is Adia Arek. My friends all know they bring a smile to my face.

What is your favorite quote, and what is the funniest thing you've heard recently?

2007-03-06 21:24:49 · 16 answers · asked by 7ProudMuslimah8BeautifulIslaam6 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Ummmm, where is Islam mentioned in the question. Get a grip people!! It's a little bit of fun. You're being way too serious for the interet!!

2007-03-06 21:32:38 · update #1

16 answers

Sho-nuff nolte all grown up, for his great questions that make people think a little.

benignmalaprop, for his questions that contain mis-used words which are fun, but only if you really have a sense of humor.

Most people just don't get the humor and I must say there is nothing wrong with religion being humorous. I enjoy answering their questions and usually try to stay with the humor.

Absorption and girth control were two of my favorites from, benign. Angels driving around checking up on us, from sho-nuff.

Have some humor people, God wants you to be happy.

What is really, really funny to me though are the people that either don't read the question or simply change it to what they want it to be. This question is a perfect example of that. The queston is: Which R&S regular makes you laugh the most? Simple and straight forward question but look at the answers.

2007-03-06 22:03:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was watchin "CLICK" the movie Its soooo funny.
I laughed till i cried when Adam Sandler used the remote of all time to stop his boss from eating this yummy salad his secretary had made him, Adam Sandler jumped on his desk, farted good and proper in his face for like 9 seconds and got down of his desk and restarted the movement with this remote control.His
boss (The Knight Rider- Baywatch 6 feet dude) can't remember his name, continued talking and eventually began spitting and said This lunch tastes like ****!! then he asked "Did Stacey (his secretary) put **** in my lunch!!! He actually went a shade of red, I think it was a real fart

2007-03-07 05:52:01 · answer #2 · answered by saynhope 2 · 1 0

After the christening of his baby brother in church,

Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.

His father asked him three times what was wrong.

Finally, the boy replied,

"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,

and I wanted to stay with you guys."

also this one:
A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they

were on the way to church service,

"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied,

"Because people are sleeping."

and:

A father was at the beach with his children

when the four-year-old son ran up to him,

grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore

where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.

"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.

The boy thought a moment and then said,

"Did God throw him back down?"

2007-03-07 05:34:07 · answer #3 · answered by kaliroadrager 5 · 0 0

"With the certitude of a true believer, Vellya Paapen had assured the twins that there was no such thing in the world as a black cat. He said that there were only black cat-shaped holes in the Universe".
--Arundhati Roy, "The God of Small Things"

I only read it recently, but it appealed greatly as I had a black cat for several years. It made me wonder, did I really??! :o)

2007-03-07 05:32:56 · answer #4 · answered by seacat 4 · 0 0

Avatard makes me laugh
unfortunately his questions have been deleted because some people dont appreciate a little humour ... so i cant find any to quote :o(

2007-03-07 05:34:00 · answer #5 · answered by Peace 7 · 3 0

How they hop is also cute and not particularly advantageous

hop hop.... hop.... hop!

humor is the soul's health food!

I have also discovered this delete function if one is too funny... and it really Bugs Bunny me! however I understand the purpose!

2007-03-07 05:40:51 · answer #6 · answered by James 5 · 2 0

If you want a laugh have you tried the 'Joke' section?

2007-03-07 05:59:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God, Not Gravity! just made me laugh with his incredible argument: "Kids believe in God, therefore God exists." I'm left in total awe...

2007-03-07 05:33:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Go away - this is serious.

"Get a grip people - You're being way too serious for the internet!!"



Actually thats kinda funny..

2007-03-07 05:29:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

I think Bunnies are cute too

2007-03-07 05:37:22 · answer #10 · answered by Kenny K 4 · 3 0

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