While mingling she spies an older gentleman all decked out in his uniform, stripes up and down his sleeve and a chestful of medals. She saunters up to him and says "Oooh! What branch are you in?" UNITED STATES MARINES Ma'am! Real locked and ****** and gung ho he was. She jumped a bit at his military response, but asks more questions, like do you want to dance? MARINES DON'T DANCE MA'AM!! Have a drink? DON'T DRINK MA'AM!!
Jeezus she says, You ever have sex?! MA'AM I HAVEN'T HAD SEX SINCE 1955! Well NO wonder you're uptight. She tells the crusty ol' jarhead that today is his lucky day and takes him upstairs where he gives her the best romance she's ever had.
Later she gasps, "Oh my GOD!" You were awesome, and no sex since 1955?!! "THAT'S NOT TRUE MA'AM!" What?! she demanded? You lied to me?!? She picks up her stuff and is ready to walk out the door and asks, Well, liar, when was the last time you had sex? The Marine looks at his watch...Twenty One Hundred, MA'AM!!
2007-03-06 21:15:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1955 in this story being military time, but woman interprets it as the year. 19:55 is 7:55 pm, 21:00 is 9pm.
2007-03-06 21:24:13 · update #1
ha ha (2 ha's)
2007-03-06 21:22:32 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yea, its a good one, but what did he do between 1955 and 21:00
2007-03-07 05:21:25 · answer #2 · answered by Gone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! No wonder she had a good time!
2007-03-07 05:21:01 · answer #3 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol - dat woz prtti gud
2007-03-07 05:39:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋