A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, "We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs back in, and in 4 weeks, the man is looking for work."
An Englishman said, "We are far more advanced than you. We can take the heart out of a man, perform surgery and have him ready for work in just 3 weeks."
The Irishman says, "That's nothing; we can take a kidney out of a man, put into another man's body and have them looking for work in 2 weeks."
The American says, "Well hell, that's nothin'. We had an idiot taken out of Texas, put in the Whitehouse and now half the country is lookin' for work!"
2007-03-06 20:24:10 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lighten up people.this is jokes section.......i loved it....
2007-03-06 20:29:11 · answer #1 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-06 20:28:46 · answer #2 · answered by green123 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've got a similar version, it's a bit long and goes like this...
In a world conference, the representatives of each country stood up and told everyone their greatest achievment of the year.
The representative for China stood up and said, ' There was a man born with no arms, we straped two sticks on him and he won the olympics weight lifting competition!'
The representative for Switzerland stood up and said,' that's nothing, there was a man born with no legs, we straped two sticks on him and he won the olympics marathon!'
Then, the representative of America stood up and said,' You think you're so great? There was a man with no brain, we put a coconut in place and now he's our presidant!!'
p.s: sorry if i offended anyone, it's just a joke anyway...
2007-03-06 21:11:06 · answer #3 · answered by ~One Of A Kind~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
properly us English do have a various extra mature shall I positioned it experience of humour. American jokes are humorous are not getting me incorrect i don't mean to offend each and each individual here yet we are all diverse
2016-12-18 07:29:34 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice clean joke and so very true, 9/10
2007-03-10 19:25:54 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting, and sad but true. 8/10
2007-03-06 20:29:46 · answer #6 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good clean political joke.
2007-03-06 21:18:21 · answer #7 · answered by Traveller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it,
it seems the only ones who dont find it funny are americans!
2007-03-06 20:34:32 · answer #8 · answered by dossmanuk 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow!! That is funny! was that idiot you!! Even if you were the beast you wouldn't have that many people looking for work! Oh are you looking for WORK!! ha ha,ya we know!! ha ha!!
2007-03-06 20:42:03 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
As a bi-partisan I find this joke not funny.
2007-03-06 20:28:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why don`t Americans get piles?-----Because God made them such perfect assholes.
2007-03-06 23:14:21 · answer #11 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋