2007-03-06 20:05:28 · 6 answers · asked by tiffkraft 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A wood chuck would chuck about as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2007-03-06 20:20:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck lots of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2007-03-07 04:17:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day 415
butt cords of wood.
Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour93
butt cords of wood.
Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of butt cords
was attained on .6-15-96
2007-03-07 04:18:18 · answer #3 · answered by gregs111 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck wouldn't chuck wood, chuckchuck, 'caus a woodchuck can't chuck wood chuckchuck!
2007-03-07 04:21:10 · answer #4 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
none if they're not chuck-able
2007-03-07 04:17:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It woild be a lot. I can tell you that.
2007-03-07 04:33:46 · answer #6 · answered by green123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋