I have a personal relationship with the Invisible Pink Unicorn. Doesn't that mean She exists?

Question

That meets the standard of proof advertised by some other people.

Don't you think you heretic Christians should worship her just in case. She's got her own Pascal Wager, you know.

Answer 1

Oh wow...then she is real. I have been converted! ;0)

Answer 2

True. But not the standard used by all.
Proof for the existence of God includes the origin of conscience, the human desire to worship, the instinct to seek God in a crisis, the unlikelihood of creation being the result of chance, the difficulty of explaining our sense of purpose, the stability of creation's laws and the personal transformations that have taken place in the lives of many millions who have come to know Him.
What's your response to ALL the evidence?

Answer 3

I believe in your Invisible Pink Unicorn, because you have told me that you have a personal relationship with her.

I won't question the fact that you know or see or hear or believe something that I cannot understand. I know that you are real to me, so I also believe that your thoughts are real.

Please don't ask me to see or hear or feel or worship your Pink Unicorn....because then I will be inclined to ask you to believe in my thoughts.

I believe that we are all created equally. ( I know it's a crazy idea).

Answer 4

She exists only for you in your private fantasy world and others who share your fantasy...yes it does meet the standard advertised by some other people (christians for example) who will mock you without a thought and feel superior even though their claim/belief has no more basis in fact than yours does.

Answer 5

This is just another aspect of the FSM, which is the real deity. May He bless you with His noodly appendage! RAmen!

Answer 6

I know Pinky as well, so I guess that makes two of us.

Answer 7

That is so sexist, how do you know it is a she?
Did you look?

Besides, if it is invisible, how do you tell?