"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed.
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again.
Now...what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Ed replied.
2007-03-06 19:20:35 · 6 answers · asked by Baptized Disciple 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
:-))))))))))
2007-03-06 21:02:17 · answer #1 · answered by Rajni 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ed's penis must be really tiny then
hahahaha...
I'll give 10/10
2007-03-07 06:22:31 · answer #2 · answered by Oh! Crud 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, hahaha, if I were the doctor I think I'd die laughing, mean but sadly true! LOL!
2007-03-07 05:17:44 · answer #3 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha gud one but a bit feeling sad on behalf of patient
2007-03-07 06:25:10 · answer #4 · answered by Rocker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! good one! poor ed... ^o^
2007-03-07 05:14:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anon123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha. very funny.
2007-03-07 05:40:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋