I dread that stupid question: "Why are you single?" Do you have any funny answers to it?
2007-03-06 19:10:37 · 14 answers · asked by Katherine W 7 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Because I have never found anyone who can live up to Bob in the bedroom (battery operated buddy)
It will keep them thinking for a very long time about who this amazing Bob is.
2007-03-06 21:14:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I too really think and believe that "why are you single" is a stupid and idiotic question. It shows the stupid side of human beings. I don't know if I have any funny answers to it but I am single because I always want to be single........
I am a man and in my opinion, the life of a bachelor/single man is far better than that of a married man.
One more thing...Katherine, thanks a lot for giving a good answer to my question on "triceps".
2007-03-11 03:07:45 · answer #2 · answered by shankd67 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im singale becouse my girl friend was soon to be wife cheated on me with my best friend and now im staying single i have friends with benafits its easyer then the strings that come with a realation. one of these days ill find the right girl and change my mind again for awhile
2007-03-14 16:52:25 · answer #3 · answered by jesse m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
..well, i just want to enjoy hanging out with my friends without any hassle.. sometimes, if you have a bf or husband, you have to ask permission first before you can go out.. i'm still enjoying my singleness..
2007-03-14 15:03:46 · answer #4 · answered by nikka 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
properly i might say that i'm staggering from my leather-based intercourse swing, chatting along with her on the telephone, conserving the ball gag out of my face, conserving a waiting finger as much as the leather-based clad lady conserving the whip in front of me.
2016-10-17 11:22:44 · answer #5 · answered by croes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Got tired of picking up the garbage"
"My charismatic personality"
"Electra complex"
2007-03-12 17:29:04 · answer #6 · answered by Cristina O 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cause I play with action figures
2007-03-14 11:52:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"because the idiots like you who ask stupid questions like you just did"...that should shut them up?
2007-03-14 17:11:44 · answer #8 · answered by ~Tintin~ 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh, the voices in my head ALWAYS keep me company...
2007-03-14 10:31:21 · answer #9 · answered by Alan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no one i can stand to talk to for more than five minutes.
2007-03-14 19:53:35 · answer #10 · answered by Syd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋