In the middle of the night Mary wakes up to find her husband is not in bed anymore. She puts on her gown and walks to the kitchen where she finds her husband sitting at the table with a cup of coffee and a tear rolling down his cheak.
Jim notices his wife and says: Remember the day we met?
Mary is touched by this and sits down next to her husband - yes i remember.
Jim: Do you remember the first time we made love in the back of my car?
Mary Yes dear - I remember - that night I got pregnant.
Jim: Do you remember your dad finding us, shoved his shot gun in my face and said either you marry my daughter or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?
Mary: Yes honey I remember that
Jim starts crying like a baby and says.. Do you know - I would have gotton out today
2007-03-06 19:04:03 · 25 answers · asked by Juanita L 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol good one!
Reminds me of the one of the wife who was missing for TWO days! Her husband called the police and filed a missing person's report. After the cops left, he went to the store. Upon returning home, he found his wife sitting at the kitchen table eating a large pizza, a bucket of chicken, a box of cereal, five bananas, and drinking a gallon of milk from the jug! He said "Honey? Where've you been?"
She said "You're not going to believe this, but I was kidnapped by four bikers, taken to a shack in the woods, and they had wild sex with me for a week!"
He looked at his watch and said "But you've only been gone for two days".
She said "I know. I want to get something to eat before I hurry back!"
2007-03-06 20:03:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, I forgot. My hubby had to Remind me. I guess we have this role reversal thing going on. He loves flowers and I get a 4' level for mother's day, wait...maybe that was valentines day.
2007-03-07 03:10:22 · answer #2 · answered by jdizine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, funny joke, wow!!!
anyway, it's not that men purposely don't remember dates, it's just that women are more emotional and connect anniversaries with high affective involvement and days like that are emotional; which, again, is what women are.
that is why men have a hard time remembering dates, we put little emotional connection to them because, inherently, we are non-emotional...
events like 9/11 are rare exceptions though because they are keystone dates to events that affect emotions in EVERYONE!!! or are talked about so much that we remember...
2007-03-07 03:09:13 · answer #3 · answered by SouthCali4LifeSD 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good One!
2007-03-07 04:05:13 · answer #4 · answered by brandy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Funny.
2007-03-07 03:58:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-03-13 02:40:27 · answer #6 · answered by sustasue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it
2007-03-13 14:19:28 · answer #7 · answered by Sara K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a Hallmark moment?
2007-03-07 03:07:40 · answer #8 · answered by ark 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haahha ha ha 10/10
2007-03-14 07:18:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:-)
My husband tries to do something for us every year, even though he isn't as original as doing anything with a shotgun, lol....
2007-03-07 03:07:07 · answer #10 · answered by kaliroadrager 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋