The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time, he went to the doctor and about his problem. The doctor asked to drop his pants and he dropped. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. "Aha!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under right testicle, and asked to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor again, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip on the right side... then snip-snip-snip on left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget walked around and discovered his boys were no longer aching. The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, but What did you do?" The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the tops of your cow boy boot"
2007-03-06 18:11:41 · 2 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles