2007-03-06 18:03:53 · 8 answers · asked by lazgee 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
TELSTRA regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to the nearest hospital to be put down. We apologise for any inconvenience caused.
OPTUS wishes to inform you that our product security division has been monitoring your phone. We once again remind you that your phone is not a masturbation device
POLICE are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They've already eliminated you from the search, but where do you think I should hide?
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
2007-03-06 21:16:23 · answer #1 · answered by xXx_AimZ_xXx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The original SMS, Sega Master System!
2007-03-06 18:06:13 · answer #2 · answered by Son of a Mitch 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this is the best so far, it made me laugh for days. It was during a presidential campaign. "May the fleas of 1000 afghan camels infest the behind of the person who votes for 'candidate x' and may his arms grow too short to scratch."
2007-03-06 19:59:10 · answer #3 · answered by jooria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was once that my friend said that he was going to Taiwan forever because he had no choice. at the end, he stated the reason that he was chosen as the president of Taiwan and his new handphone no. is Blah, blah,blah....
Made me laugh a bit...
2007-03-06 19:27:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2:
"I love you more than life itself" -dont u wish u knew who wrote that
"New minty fresh orbitz is an ORGASM IN MY MOUTH!"
that i couldnt stop laughing for hours after...
sounds wierd, but picture youre sitting there, doing some work, when your phone rings. What is it?
:D
2007-03-06 18:27:54 · answer #5 · answered by Joey B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your not 2 faced because why would you want to wear your ugly one all the time!
2007-03-06 18:07:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
best wishes for you always be happy
2007-03-06 18:07:59 · answer #7 · answered by ASIM Sheraz 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"How do you work this damn thine?" - My grandmother. :D
2007-03-06 18:06:33 · answer #8 · answered by Jack S 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋