Matthew sets up Andrew to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Andrew is a little worried about going out with someone he has never seen before.
"What do I do if she's ugly?" says Andrew, "I'll be stuck with her all night."
"Don't worry." Matthew says. "Just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't, just shout Aaaaaauuuggghhh! and fake an asthma attack."
So that night, Andrew knocks at the girl's door, and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and s*xy she is.
Andrew's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts, "Aaaaaauuuggghhh!"
2007-03-06 17:35:59 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol....nice one!
2007-03-09 06:21:01 · answer #1 · answered by taxi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-06 18:15:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! I didn`t see that punchline coming!!
10/10 * Fandabydozy Prince.
Tink xxx
2007-03-09 06:06:58 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely brill. I'll have to remember that next time I go out on a date!!!
2007-03-06 18:04:22 · answer #4 · answered by Honey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! Thanx for my chuckle for the day. I gotta tell my friend Rosanne Rosannadanna that one.
EL
2007-03-06 17:58:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg so funny 9/10
2007-03-06 20:32:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Chris.!!!
8/10.!!!
Nothing like a fake attack to do the trick.!!!
2007-03-06 18:32:51 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's ok, but usually if a joke's that long, I want a better punchline :>)
2007-03-06 17:41:15 · answer #8 · answered by Pretty Tough Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-03-07 08:19:06 · answer #9 · answered by donielle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny lol.
2007-03-06 18:00:52 · answer #10 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-06 17:51:48 · answer #11 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋