A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in Trailer Estates, a Florida mobile home park. A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench.
After a few moments, the woman asks, "Are you a stranger here?"
He replies, "I lived here years ago."
"So, where were you all these years?"
"In prison," he says.
"Why did they put you in prison?"
He looked at her, and very quietly said, "I killed my wife."
"Oh!" said the woman. "So you're single..."
2007-03-06 17:32:04 · 13 answers · asked by sugar_n_spice 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cool joke!!
Very creative LOL!!!
2007-03-06 17:35:18 · answer #1 · answered by redirishactress 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 12:35:43 · answer #2 · answered by ussery 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funnnny 9/10
2007-03-06 20:33:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-06 17:40:05 · answer #4 · answered by fallen_angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool one
2007-03-06 22:29:48 · answer #5 · answered by Rocker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that's all she cares about? Haha!
2007-03-06 17:35:46 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...Then he says "No, I never said I got a divorce"
2007-03-06 17:48:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-06 18:21:20 · answer #8 · answered by 1111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow oh no
2007-03-06 17:36:22 · answer #9 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funnynyyyy
2007-03-06 17:35:10 · answer #10 · answered by :] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋