40-ish = 48
Adventurer = Has had more p*rtn*rs than you ever will
Athletic = Flat-chested
Average looking = *gly
Beautiful = Pathological liar
Contagious Smile = Bring your p*nicill*n
Educated = College dropout
Emotionally Secure = M*dicated
Feminist = Fat; b*ll b*ster
Free spirit = Subst*nce user
Friendship first = Trying to live down r*putation as sl*t
Fun = Annoying
Gentle = Comatose
Good Listener = Borderline A*tistic
New-Age = All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned = Lights out, m*ssion*ry position only
Open-minded = Desp*rate
Outgoing = Loud
P*ssionate = Loud
Poet = Depressive Schzophrenic
Professional = Real W*tch
Redhead = Shops the Clairol section
Reubenesque = Gr*ssly Fat
Romantic = Looks better by candle light
Volupt*ous = Very Fat
Weight proportional to height = H*gely Fat
Wants Soulmate = One step away from stalking
Widow = Nagged first husband to death
Young at heart = Toothless cr*ne
2007-03-06 17:17:08 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey, I have all my teeth!!! ;)
Loved this little gem ;)
10/10 2 ya an` a * Excellent!
Tink xxx
2007-03-09 04:10:11 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-06 17:22:07 · answer #2 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one's Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
Once more how true ha ha.!!!
2007-03-06 18:50:05 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good and mostly true.
2007-03-06 23:28:32 · answer #4 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow.. that's brutal, but if you using an online dating service you're desprate anyways, so maybee you'll overlook these............ slight deterrents...
2007-03-06 17:22:44 · answer #5 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not always true, but it was funny
2007-03-06 17:20:27 · answer #6 · answered by Soccer Lover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me smile.
2007-03-06 18:17:11 · answer #7 · answered by Honey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....very good....
2007-03-06 17:20:13 · answer #8 · answered by amri 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol :)
2007-03-06 17:21:37 · answer #9 · answered by Misty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋