A young man had seriously dated three girls and was finally faced with the dilemma of which to m*rry. As a test he gave each of them one thousand dollars.
The first girl went for a complete hair and face makeover, new clothes, and new shoes. She returned to show off her new look saying, "I want to be at my most beautiful for you. Why? Because I love you, dear."
The second girl returned with new hockey and golf equipment, a new stereo, VCR, and month's supply of beer saying, "I bought all these things for you. They're my gifts to you, because I love you so."
The third girl invested the $1,000 wisely and very quickly doubled her original amount. She reinvested the profits which continued to multiply and returned the first thousand to the young man saying, "I have taken your money and made it grow as an investment in our future together. That's how much I love you, my dear."
2007-03-06 17:10:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well did you guess right
scroll down and find out??????????????
The young man was very impressed by all of their responses. He then gave long and careful consideration and do you know which one he decided to marry? - The one with the biggest t*ts!
2007-03-06 17:12:03 · update #1
Good one.!!!
8/10.!!!
Boob man.!!!
That's us men.!!!
2007-03-06 18:51:56 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I`m disguised with moustache, hair tied back and I`ve put a sock down my panties! Can I answer now???
Typical guy joke, haa ha, tsk tsk
10/10 * I expect nothing less from you! ;)
Tink xx
2007-03-09 01:12:34 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha a nice pair of fun-bags 9/10
2007-03-06 19:02:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, wasn't impressed.
2007-03-06 18:14:22 · answer #4 · answered by Honey 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not very funny to me but my brother was laughing :o)
2007-03-06 17:18:18 · answer #5 · answered by Christina 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
third one
2007-03-06 18:17:53 · answer #6 · answered by kevo m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-06 17:14:34 · answer #7 · answered by gregs111 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
......
not that funny.
EDIT: Oh, right, I'm not a guy. Sorry.
2007-03-06 17:13:37 · answer #8 · answered by Soccer Lover 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
made my husband laugh. :)
2007-03-06 17:15:55 · answer #9 · answered by Misty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2007-03-06 18:25:03 · answer #10 · answered by 1111 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋