This young man was dating a woman that he wanted to go to b*d with in the worst possible way. He finally was able to talk her into a "qu*ckie."
As they were crawling back into the front seat of the car, the young man said, "If I had known you were a v*rgin, I would have taken more time."
To which she replied, "If I had known you had more time, I would have taken off my p*ntyhose."
A woman answered her front door and found two little boys standing there holding a list.
"Lady," one of them explained, "we're on a scavenger hunt, and we still need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of used carbon paper to earn a dollar."
"Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging scavenger hunt?"
To which the little boy replied, "Our sitter's boyfriend."
2007-03-06 16:53:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute very cute!
10/10*
Tink xx
2007-03-06 20:36:54 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee heee heeee cute one 9/10
2007-03-06 19:07:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one's Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-03-06 19:45:46 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 9
2007-03-06 17:00:09 · answer #4 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. Liked the second one better!!
2007-03-06 17:04:09 · answer #5 · answered by Soccer Lover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both good
2007-03-06 19:57:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-03-06 16:56:54 · answer #7 · answered by elain h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-06 18:25:59 · answer #8 · answered by kevo m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree the 2nd one was better :)
2007-03-06 17:07:12 · answer #9 · answered by Christina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. the second one was cute. :)
2007-03-06 16:57:32 · answer #10 · answered by Misty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋