A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a show.
The evening is a huge success and as he drops her at her door he says, "I have had a lovely time. You looked so beautiful, you remind me of a beautiful r*mbling rose. May I call on you tomorrow?" She agrees and a date is made.
The next night he knocks on her door and when she opens it, she slaps him hard across the face. He is stunned. "What was that for?" he asked.
She said, "I looked up rambling rose in the encyclopedia last night and it said: 'Not well suited to b*dding but is excellent for ro*ting up against a garden wall'."
2007-03-06 16:46:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Erm....yup I thought it was well funny.
10/10*
The miserable buggers!!
Tink x
2007-03-06 20:25:33 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 11:16:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...not funny. i don't understand r*mbling rose, perhaps it would be funny in a florist circle?
However the idea is good, and if you just change the phraseology slightly it would be very funny.
2007-03-06 16:51:33 · answer #3 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
o.m.g. hilarious 10/10
2007-03-06 19:22:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.!!!
2007-03-06 19:51:48 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA GOOD 1
2007-03-06 16:51:06 · answer #6 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe for a girl.
2007-03-06 16:50:11 · answer #7 · answered by i,m here if you need to talk. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm it was OK I guess
2007-03-06 17:09:07 · answer #8 · answered by Christina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not even a little dude. sorry
2007-03-06 16:50:15 · answer #9 · answered by sharksown92 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
really funny!
2007-03-06 18:22:27 · answer #10 · answered by kevo m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋