Sure Signs That You've Had a Bad First Date funny or true?

Question

- Not only is she a little yo*ng, but you're sure that you used to date her mother.

- You find out her real name is Vinnie, and you used to play little league with her.

- She has a thicker moustache than you.

- When you go to pick her up, her lawyer meets you at the door with a contract describing your duties and restrictions.

- You jokingly ask her if she wants to go down to Atlantic City and get married. She then informs you that leaving the state is a violation of her parole.

- Her br* and p*nties are wired to an alarm system.

- You walk away from her front door with the roses you got her shoved up your a*s.

- You are the first guy that she's gone out with that isn't her cousin.

- At the end of the night she gives you a coupon that is good for a free shot of p*nicill*n at the nearest clinic.

- She beats the cr*p out of some guy for making fun of your hair cut.

You wake up the next morning with a wicked hang-over. In the bed next to you is J*net R*eno.

- At the end of the night, you drop her off at her house, and her p*mp is waiting there with your bill.

- You wake up to find your l*ins covered with purple and green spots, with an intense itching in your left thigh.

- She keeps staring at you all through dinner, then finally asks if you want to meet s*tan.

- She is better h*ng than you.

- She constantly complains that her cat won't stop laughing at her.

- She informs you that you can't go out again because her sp*rit guide doesn't like you.

- She informs you that you can't go out again because her boyfriend doesn't like you.

Answer 1

From experience are you speaking?

Funny ;)

10/10*

Tink xx

Answer 2

Great one's Chris.!!!
10/10.!!!

Answer 3

ha ha

Answer 4

ha ha ha ha ha ha

Answer 5

Ha ha ha. Funny and true.

Answer 6

wow.
Stop using that dating service.

Answer 7

those were good signs to get a new gf :o)

Answer 8

haha lol

Answer 9

funny :)