what did the asian say to the bee?
wassah bee?
(wasabi)
LOL
how do you get Pikachu on a bus?
you Poke 'Em On!
haha
how do you get a one-armed man off a tree?
you wave at him!
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"
And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
2007-03-06 16:02:38 · 9 answers · asked by LOVE♥ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him.
"I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always lose control at the same point in every game."
"When is that?"
"Right after the National Anthem."
2007-03-06 16:05:00 · update #1
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A slot machine.
2007-03-06 16:06:06 · update #2
Yo mama''s so fat, she dont need the Internet - she's already world wide.
2007-03-06 16:07:25 · update #3
HAHA luved em all!
lol
2007-03-06 16:16:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
10/10!
~Erin~
2007-03-06 16:22:09 · answer #2 · answered by ♠Jenny♠ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!! I especially liked the blonde joke! Here's two of my own:
A couple were driving home late one night quite fast. As they turn a bend, the car skids, does a "360", goes off the road, hitting a tree. The husband is stunned but otherwise, not a scratch on him. He turns to see if his wife is OK, only to find that she was thrown from the car before they crashed. He runs to her and finds that, miraculously, she is unharmed as well. The wife gets up from the ground, brushes herself off, and screams at her husband: "You idiot! I said pull over so I can sh*t and pee -- not pull over and hit a tree !!!! "
Second one:
Yo' momma's so short that when she went to the local zoo, she mistook an ant for a giraffe !!
Hope you enjoyed these as much as I enjoyed yours !!
2007-03-06 16:39:19 · answer #3 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the joke where the blonde yells FIRE! it always quacks me up :o)
2007-03-06 17:14:44 · answer #4 · answered by Christina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny stuff, even if that blonde joke really burned me up.
Thanks for sharing!
2007-03-06 16:17:39 · answer #5 · answered by Brendan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are all great keep it up 9/10
2007-03-06 19:35:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one was funny but the second one was eh,
2007-03-06 16:10:08 · answer #7 · answered by phatso 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow those were painfully bad... keep em comin lol
2007-03-06 16:34:21 · answer #8 · answered by sharksown92 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd pay money to hear that live!
2007-03-06 16:11:58 · answer #9 · answered by Heart Braeker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋