A wealthy couple planned to go to an evening ball. They advised Stanley, their Butler, that he was being given the evening off to do whatever he wanted.
After an hour and a half at the ball the wife told her husband that she was dreadfully bored and in fact would prefer simply to go home and finish some work for the following day. The husband replied that he had to stay for a couple of more hours since he had to meet some potential business partners.
So, the wife went home alone and found the butler Stanley spread out on the couch watching TV. Moving slowly towards him, she sat down in a very seductive manner. She whispered to him to come closer, then even closer. She moved forward and whispered in his ear:
"Take off my dress ..." she said And Stanley did so. "Now, will take off my bra ..." she asked To which Stanley obliged. "Next, please remove my shoes and stockings." she told him Stanley quickly followed her instructions again. "Now, remove my garter belt and panties." she ordered him. Again, without hesitation, Stanley complied.
She then looked deep into his eyes and in a sharp voice shouted: "The next time I catch you wearing my clothes, you're fired!"
2007-03-06 15:52:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!! THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST JOKE I EVER HEARD!!! LMFAO!!!! THANX FOR THE LAUGH!!LOTF! YOU GET A STAR!!!
2007-03-06 15:57:48 · answer #1 · answered by Tiful K. 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol! funny! I thought he was taking the clothes off the wife at first.
Sounds like Stanley is a Cross Dresser lol.
2007-03-06 23:56:55 · answer #2 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha haaaa poor butler caught in the act 9/10
2007-03-07 03:32:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, I only kinda smiled. But it is still a good one!
2007-03-07 01:12:30 · answer #4 · answered by Soccer Lover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA, HA, HA, HA!!!! Sounds like Stanley is a real "drag" !!!!
2007-03-07 00:15:47 · answer #5 · answered by Adios 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
i was kinda scared at first...
hahaha
2007-03-06 23:56:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-07 00:23:09 · answer #7 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ya got me.
Have a star.
2007-03-06 23:56:37 · answer #8 · answered by Zeera 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahah that was so funny that i actually LOL
good one
2007-03-07 00:01:23 · answer #9 · answered by mayo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
RDRR
tee hee hee
AKA: LOL and ROTFLMBO
2007-03-06 23:56:58 · answer #10 · answered by redsoxfan11x 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋